it's really huge.. ...saskia can't stop looking at it

neither can i

There used to be a pub down town in Liverpool called 'Maxwell's Plum.'

max should get it lanced preferably with a light sabre

Surely it’s a little penis growing on his head.

bb will have a hard time covering it
up for the channel4 highlights show

I thought he was only 5' 3".

What's a plook?

A zit. 'Plook' is a Scottish term, I think.

plook is a scottish word for a pimple
although maxwell face isn't covered in plooks,
he does have a record breaker growing on his chin