Originally Posted by
liquidJP:
“I think you will find all your answers here... (no spoilers.. posted before but quite funny
)
They survived thru me...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...djp/dalek1.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...djp/dalek2.jpg
Bad wolf...
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...jp/badwolf.jpg”
lol, the pictures gave me a chuckle
Bus Driver: That'll be 90p please
*Dalek accidently drops a £2 coin into the money hole*
Dalek: Oh Bugger! I want my £1.10 change!
Bus Driver: I'm sorry I can't give you any change
Dalek: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Bus Driver: Right, I can see you're a trouble maker, get off my bus
Dalek: EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Bus Driver: Right..
*Bus Driver stands up and picks up a tool box from under his seat and moves towards the Dalek who see's the Bus Driver get out a couple of tools. It lets out a giant scream like the Dalek being tortured in the episode ironically called 'Dalek'*
Dalek: Arggghhhh! Okay I'm going, I'm going, you're so gay I was only joking.
*Dalek rushes off the bus and sticks up its sucker 'arm' as if to say something rude*
Dalek: What a loser!
*Dalek stands next to the bus stop and looks at the timetable to check when the next bus is coming*
Dalek: Oh my God that is like sooo stupid, 20 minutes I have to wait.
*A car drives by and splashes into a puddle which wets the Dalek*
Dalek: Oi get back here minger! EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
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The End
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