The Doctor Who 'off-topic' discussion thread

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DenWatts

31-10-2005

Originally Posted by onion3000:
“I naturally assumed these legs belong to D.M. - Do you two have some sort of time-share going on with them?”

You mean D.M. shaves his legs?

onion3000

31-10-2005

Originally Posted by DenWatts:
“You mean D.M. shaves his legs? ”

As far as I can gather, melee shaves them for him, when she has custody. Perhaps DM can let us know his position?

(advert time: 'Get legs! Only legs give you those extra inches!')

I have nothing against a shaved leg. (insert punchline here:.................................................................................................)

melee

31-10-2005

Maybe he does, I'm really not one to pry.

I was just anxious not to get the blame for any goings on in the general crush, hairy-leggedness, groping or otherwise. A girl has her reputation to consider!

(notice I didn't actually COMPLAIN about the groping

after all the evenings are drawing in, I have to get my entertainment from somewhere)

Do you think Blob will be ok, rushing off like that?

melee

31-10-2005

Whoops! sorry, slow typing!

onion3000

31-10-2005

Originally Posted by melee:
“Do you think Blob will be ok, rushing off like that?”

I've found him. He's still shaking, but he's calming down.
He keeps saying 'CO-CO-NUTS! I-THOUGHT-THEY-WERE-CO-CO-NUTS!'

Clearly in shock, it makes no sense to me!

melee

31-10-2005

Poor old Blob. As I've just explained to my rather-nosey-reading-over-my-shoulder daughter, Hairy KNEES can be very confusing in the dark.

(It's ok, she's gone now!)

onion3000

31-10-2005

Ah, knees - of course!

Blobs starting to come out of it now. I'll give him a little pat on the head....

DenWatts

31-10-2005

Originally Posted by onion3000:
“Ah, knees - of course!

Blobs starting to come out of it now. I'll give him a little pat on the head....”

Talking of coming out, is Blob planning an announcement soon, perhaps in the style of one who has "boldly gone" before?

onion3000

31-10-2005

ASS-IM-I-LATING-TIME-TRAVELLER-DNA! EX-TRAP-O-LAT-ING.....ex-trap.....Oooh, the end of me plunger's gone all limp now!

NO-NO-NO! BLUD-DY-DEN-BLUD-DY-WATTS!!!!

DenWatts

31-10-2005

Originally Posted by onion3000:
“NO-NO-NO! BLUD-DY-DEN-BLUD-DY-WATTS!!!!”

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet.

La Guardianista

27-12-2005

Originally Posted by DenWatts:
“Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet. ”

It's perfectly safe to come out of the closet. We all now know that even if you've spent 20 years a-quivering in there, it's only 20 seconds in the real world and a lovely professor will help you come out.

I have also realised that flannel slippers are probably all we need to defeat the Daleks. Them 50s underwear be powerful.

DenWatts

27-12-2005

Originally Posted by La Guardianista:
“It's perfectly safe to come out of the closet. We all now know that even if you've spent 20 years a-quivering in there, it's only 20 seconds in the real world and a lovely professor will help you come out.

I have also realised that flannel slippers are probably all we need to defeat the Daleks. Them 50s underwear be powerful.”

Greetings, La'G.

Why the heck did you dig up this old thing (I choose my words carefully.

)

I was hoping it was den and buried for good.

cuilean

27-12-2005

Originally Posted by DenWatts:
“Greetings, La'G.

Why the heck did you dig up this old thing (I choose my words carefully. )

I was hoping it was den and buried for good. ”

That'll be the "Off-Topic" Christmas Special then. Same old, same old, just with ash masquerading as snow

Mark.

27-12-2005

Hello!!

I got a shock when this appeared in my New Subscribed Threads!!

La Guardianista

27-12-2005

Originally Posted by DenWatts:
“Greetings, La'G.

Why the heck did you dig up this old thing (I choose my words carefully. )

I was hoping it was den and buried for good. ”

Really?

It seems traditional, like roasted chestnuts, sherry, and hoping neardark still posts

DenWatts

27-12-2005

Originally Posted by cuilean:
“That'll be the "Off-Topic" Christmas Special then. Same old, same old, just with ash masquerading as snow ”

There was snow - but did anyone think it was special?

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