Can anyone provide a summary of what happend on the last Dr Who? I missed it as I went out, it being such a nice evening.

I know there is a thread on this, but it has 963 replies which I don't fancy wading through!

Nearly everybody died.

And there were Daleks, including a big one.

Rose had chips.

And Mickey had a big chain and mentioned pizza.

but this wouldn't have worked without Jackies borrowed Big Truck

Hmmm true - but what was the favour she did him?

Jack and the Doctor had full penetrative sex on the Tardis console.

(But only on the late-night BBC3 repeat).

Maybe we'll find out on the DVD extras

I must have missed that because I was having full...







topped pizza with chips...but I do remember Jack's impressive use of his weapon

But some of them didn't stay dead and there was lots of bright lights and monologues

And Daleks flying in space

Rose woke up in the shower and realised it was all a big, bad wo...er, dream.

By the way, she was all bubbled up so you didn't see any naughty bits...

The doctor sang a song and the daleks all died.

Teeth, something about teeth

And he was fantastic - he even said so himself.

Fair do's he said Rose was as well

Oh just remembered, CJ wanted a hug from DW and they had a snog.

Oh yes - Barcelona.

Rose had a nasty case of Yellow Fever, and needed to see a Doctor

Bright Light, Bright Light! Rose has a scrap with the daleks
There were chickens being roasted
Anne has her head blown off!
Tracy Beaker's social worker does some things.

And it turned out Dalek weapons no longer work at long range (Seriously, was I the only one who noticed how close they kept getting before killing people? Especially with CJ and the "I want my Money" guy in the Lobby).

That "I want my money" chap was over-acting his little heart out, wasn't he. Looked like he came straight out of drama school.

Oh, I'm sure that the weapons still do work at long range. The thing is, Daleks get a serious kick out of seing their victims as scared as possible before they kill them. That's why they love shouting 'exterminate!' so often. That's why they diverted away from trying to get to the Doctor, just so they could go down to level 0 and wipe out the defenceless saps down there. That's why they still shouted 'exterminate!' even in the vacuum of space, just so poor Lynda-with-a-Y knew the fate that was about to befall her.

They're sick so-and-sos.

Paully

Yeah, but in the older series (And the lone Dalek in Ep 6) were all perfectly happy to yell Exterminate across the room. If they're going to get that close, they could have at least made use of their new Killer plunger extentions.

Perhaps they are all short sighted