I know we have all said things insulting about him on here but last night I went to the AOL message boards and someone had posted that they thought Maxwell had the body of an elderly man. For some reason I found this hysterical, just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.
Funniest Maxwell Insult Ever
He's a Faleraki F*ckwit.
A mate of mine says she can't look at his head without thinking of an over-boiled new potato.
A mate of mine says she can't look at his head without thinking of an over-boiled new potato.
Originally Posted by Emzi:
“He's a Faleraki F*ckwit.
A mate of mine says she can't look at his head without thinking of an over-boiled new potato.”
“He's a Faleraki F*ckwit.
A mate of mine says she can't look at his head without thinking of an over-boiled new potato.”
Lol!!!!!!
Wasn't Max once on Ibiza Uncovered or something like that? Maybe it was ***** Uncovered.
Hehe.
Although I did think this thread was 'his' funniest insults. I thought some quip or other about someone's makeup being wrong (when they had something flour? on their face).
Although I did think this thread was 'his' funniest insults. I thought some quip or other about someone's makeup being wrong (when they had something flour? on their face).
i bet u lot are no oil painting either a bunch of sado's who have nothing constuctive to say unless its cruel and spiteful. well done proud of ya (not)
Originally Posted by saskiasam:
“i bet u lot are no oil painting either a bunch of sado's who have nothing constuctive to say unless its cruel and spiteful. well done proud of ya (not)”
“i bet u lot are no oil painting either a bunch of sado's who have nothing constuctive to say unless its cruel and spiteful. well done proud of ya (not)”
Your not supposed to use Txtspk on these boards. You know I could report your for it?
Originally Posted by Twinkle Toes:
“Your not supposed to use Txtspk on these boards. You know I could report your for it?”
“Your not supposed to use Txtspk on these boards. You know I could report your for it?”
TEACHER TEACHER TEACHER
Originally Posted by saskiasam:
“i bet u lot are no oil painting either a bunch of sado's who have nothing constuctive to say unless its cruel and spiteful. well done proud of ya (not)”
“i bet u lot are no oil painting either a bunch of sado's who have nothing constuctive to say unless its cruel and spiteful. well done proud of ya (not)”
Which one of you am I speaking to, Saskia or Sam?
Originally Posted by Twinkle Toes:
“Your not supposed to use Txtspk on these boards. You know I could report your for it?”
“Your not supposed to use Txtspk on these boards. You know I could report your for it?”
You're not allowed to swear either, but let's not get carried away eh?
Have you noticed how he spends as much time in the sun as everyone else, yet never picks up a modicum of a tan?
He must have his own inbuilt sunblock, factor 8000.
He is still milk bottle white.
He must have his own inbuilt sunblock, factor 8000.
He is still milk bottle white.
Originally Posted by Twinkle Toes:
“Lol!!!!!!
Wasn't Max once on Ibiza Uncovered or something like that? Maybe it was ***** Uncovered.”
“Lol!!!!!!
Wasn't Max once on Ibiza Uncovered or something like that? Maybe it was ***** Uncovered.”
Aren't you using the same crass communicative skills that apparently people hate Max for? Having read through a few of your posts, you come across as quite an ill spoken, aggressive, ladette. Quite ironic, don't you agree?
To be fair, he said the other night he suffers from curvature of the spine, and he hates the fact that it gives him the appearance of an old man. I'm not keen on him, but shots about his appearance like this don't make pleasant reading.
He does have the outer apperance of a much older person. What has he been doing with his life I wonder.
Originally Posted by Dark v1.1:
“He stores cans of Stella in his cheeck pouches.”
“He stores cans of Stella in his cheeck pouches.”
That would have been much funnier if you'd spelt it right.
My thoughts exactly!
