I have heard from a man who has spoken to his wife's cousin who's son plays football on a Saturday with a lad, whose Father once had a short (although enjoyable!!) fling with a lady that once worked with an executive director of communication for the BBC and who now holds a secret position for C4......says.....Eviction Results Announced.....it's Mary & Craig !!!

Am I too late ?

My contact never it get's it wrong....

What utter twaddle! I read the tea leaves earlier and there is no question that Nasty Nick and Dot Cotton will be up this week.

lol funny

It takes 6 hrs to get the presses started again you know

JOHN McCRIRRICK 2 WIN!!!11!! HE IZ FIT!!!1!!

Saggswell and Maxskia are up!

Actually, I have heard, well I was sent a text, sorry it was an Email or was it a Telex ? anyway...it is most definently, well amost certain, approx 99% sure that one of the housemates to be up for nomination will undoubtably be human........

So it won't be Kermal then.....

The guy who played the beastmaster in the beastmaster films who was also in v is going to be the suprise housemate who gets evicted last week and mary's eyes and face are the most sacriest thing in the world, bar kemal in high heels and maoksi without make up and craigs tits and maxwells face and sciences voice and derricks snideness and sams emptiness.

Vote The fluffy microphone by the pool to win.

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