... you find yourself saying "Off the hook"!

You might - I won't.

I wouldn't do anything which would make that jumped up little pipsqueak even more big-headed than he already is.

[list][*]... instead of closing the curtains at night, you ask BB to close the blinds.[*]... you go out into the garden to look for emergency aid instead of going down to Tesco's when you have no food left. [*]... you're woken up to a baby crying and you ask BB to make it stop instead of finding out what's wrong with your child! [*]... you take a blackboard with you when you go shopping! [/list]

...you keep starting sentences with 'At the end of the day...'

You find yourself going to bed when the birds are waking up

lol linking to my thread eh? thats off the hook!

You start considering which member of your own household you want to evict

OMG, that's too realistic for my liking!

You forget to pick the kids up from school.

You make bread instead of buying a loaf.

You find yourself eating at 10:30pm.

You buy cider for the HM's.

F*ck about!

... your hubby thinks you're an alcoholic because you hid cider under the bed

The cat has been dead 3 weeks and you only just notice

Absolutely!

You enter your downstairs loo, sit down and exclaim:

'Hello Big Broth-aaah'

thank god its not just me!!!

When you are still watching the show even though you cannot stand any of the housemates.

actually - maybe we should just stop talking about him altogether - if he knew the level of attention he was getting his head wouldn't fit through the door when he is evicted!!!

You dress in bikini all day, soak the neighbours with hose, eat pasta 24/7, and start smiling at security cameras in shops

oh no, happened many a times with me. I know the dawn chorus off by heart now

tweet tweet

You start trying to feed the family for £7 each a week....

erm.. can that be done? Could be a money saving tip in there

You are in the supermarket and consider buying cherryade for the first time in your life.

Or 'F8ck About' hahaaha

Thats hysterical. Don't tempt me.

ROFL....you get me?

you start to pick your nose, then think better of it. yes, its happened