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Old 13-05-2002, 12:10
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As there is also a thread about BB1, thought i might start one about BB2 as well. Heres a list of true quotes from Helen:

"do i look chubby? I'm worried if im nominated as i'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just wont eat anything on friday."

"You do have five fingers, dont you?"

"God! How come you lot have got loads of GCSE's and i've only got 2?"

"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels....he does all that magic stuff."

"I think im the only Welsh person in here."

"Theres less people in the house now than when we started."

"I probably sound Welsh on telly."

"I love blinking i do."

"Is the jelly cooked?"

"What is a Liberal Democrat?"

"I dont like telling clients at the salon that I teach dancing 'cos they might think im big-headed."

"I've never been stalked - it doesnt happen in Wales."

"Those infra-red cameras can see under your duvet covers."

"What does insanity mean?"

"There seem fewer people in here now..."

"Thats fantastic, does he know?" - Brian was reading a book with 3 juggling balls balanced on his head.

"Its just like being in Spain" - in the hot tub on a cold day.

Brian: "What if Helens got an IQ of 25?" Helen: "Actually, im only 23".

"Are you kidding? 'Course i'd marry Big G if he asked." And next day: "Big G isn't a serious relationship."

"I fancy cheese on toast..." A few minutes later: "I fancy something to eat but im not sure what i fancy."

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" - Every half hour.

"Dean's our dad, Dean is."

"This is Big Brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden and you have 2 minutes to get dressed." Helen: "Dressed? What, as in clothes?"

"You know the Royal family?...do they really have blue blood running through their veins?"

"Sex before marriage...it isn't illegal is it?"

"Dove is a bird isn't it?" - on trying to identify a piece of meat. Then later after dinner: "Buffalo's like a bit of steak, i suppose, innit?"
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Old 13-05-2002, 13:59
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It always made me grin the sorts of things that Helen came out with - but I remember when the director almost broke the infra-red cam's bracket when he spotted Helen + Paul holding hands.
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Old 13-05-2002, 18:06
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Lol, Helen was very funny. Her and Brian made the show really.
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Old 14-05-2002, 12:49
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My favourite quotes were the chicken-related ones:

Helen: " Are chick peas made out of chicken?"

Dean : "Lets call the chickens after the Spice Girls - it will make it easier to kill them".

Helen: (screams) "Oh I hate being in a chicken......(a pause while she thinks of a word to describle the chicken run/coup/house/enclosure).........thing"

Brian: "Chickens....children of Satan".

But Brian made last years show with his catchphrases (Evil!, Demons! You're so RUDE! etc etc) they were the funniest bits.
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Old 14-05-2002, 13:09
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Brain's 'Stevie Wonder' comment directed at Narinda was my funniest moment.
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Old 17-05-2002, 14:06
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Bubble waking up when the music started playing in the garden, and running into the chair was my favourite moment (probably not his mind!) - especially the repeated slow motion replays with commentary on "Big brothers little brother".
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Old 17-05-2002, 14:13
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Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Bubble (God, even his name is stupid!) was a tedious little pr*ck? His only noticable talent appeared to be the ability to poke his tongue out and to talk absolute b*ll*cks.
What a stupid man.

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Old 17-05-2002, 14:20
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Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Bubble (God, even his name is stupid!) was a tedious little pr*ck? His only noticable talent appeared to be the ability to poke his tongue out and to talk absolute b*ll*cks.
Yep, although the word tedious could relate to all of em.
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Old 17-05-2002, 17:26
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Originally posted by Crab
Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Bubble (God, even his name is stupid!) was a tedious little pr*ck? His only noticable talent appeared to be the ability to poke his tongue out and to talk absolute b*ll*cks.
What a stupid man.

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Couldnt agree more. I though he was such an ass-hole when he was playing the jokes on Brian (which is fair enough) but then when Briianhides his hats he gos psycho.

Also fail to see why someone with such a lack of personality as Elizabeth got picked in he first place. Everyone said the same about Dean but I thought he was a really funny guy.

My favourite contestants from last year had to be Brian, Helen and Narrinder. They were all hilarious in their own way.

Another funny moment was when Narinder had her first poo in the house, great TV.

The lamest quote from the series jas yo be Paul's "Jaccuzi-tastic"
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Old 17-05-2002, 21:27
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I have to say that Alistair McGowans impressions of helen and paul are good.
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