another pro-maxwell fool, who thinks just because we don't like maxwell, we must like makosi,
sad sad little boy

does...

I neither like nor dislike Max - I found some things he did quite entertaining - I just couldn't get past his ego - but one thing I hate is posters who insist on calling HMs freaks.

What you mean is that there are people in the house that are different to you. This does not make any of them freaks.

I know it's a crusade that I am losing, but I try and reply to each post where people call HMs freaks. Call them bitches or tosspots if you like, but freaks makes you sound like a bigot. Just accept people are different

Awwww who told you....

I know, , there must only be maxwell and mike rotch who are true men
the rest of us are freaky wierdo's

What is normal about Kemal? How many blokes walk around wearing high heals, thongs, dresses, make up and doesn't like football!!! (joke btw)

I'm glad you are seeing sense

A sense of humour is a personal thing, what one may find funny others will find purile and boring. Maxwell, IMHO suffered from the affliction of 'I think I'm funny, therefore I am', to me he was about as funny and witty as athletes foot, or perhaps Johnny from BB3. Genuinely funny hm's, IMHO, Anna BB1, Brian and Dean BB2 (Helen was hysterical, but it was mainly unintentional), Dan could be fairly witty and sharp in BB5, Victor could have been, but came over as very rehursed. Maxwell doesn't even come close, unless your comedy parameters don't extend beyond talking in completely made up rhyming slang, discussing various bodily functions, wiping bogies on furniture or the old classic comedy stand by of chucking water over people.

hmm try this - and really really concentrate hard - imagine him and saskia naked in a range of sexual positions - imagine the sound effects and the comments to each other.

Hopefully that will have changed the image burned into your retina? No need to say thanks

I think id better go through the thread to find who's got my bra...

But im only doing it to seek attention you understand

Ah I think I see the attraction of Maxwell.

Real non-dress wearing men stick together, pick their noses together and accuse people who don't find their behaviour funny of not having a sense of humour together.

Support for Maxwell validates Mike's self image.

I was very glad to see the back of Maxwell last week, but one of his redeeming qualities was that he could be quite funny.

I thought this was funny:

Saying Vanessa was more boring than Eugene as he could have a 45 minute conversation with Eugene about a bicycle tyre, but he only ever spoke to Vanessa about food and even then she was asleep.

He's no rapier wit, but he's affable and good at teasing people when he doesn't go overboard or get too nasty.

I’ve said this before but when you say "normal" what you really mean is "like me". Have the courage to own up to your prejudice against anyone/everyone who isn’t exactly like you.

My boyfriend likes football but as for the other stuff ......

Well only when i force him to

Kemal, who gave you a computer? What noises do you make when you are doing what God intended?

I have just read the transcript, I have seen better p1ss takes than that actual interview.
he was right about one thing, he must have kept a lot of kiddies up, because they are the only things that find him funny, children that are under 14.

I didn't mention Kemal - so I take it from your reference that it is Kemal that you consider to be a freak ?

As I say, it's just my little crusade for the HMs not to be called freaks - a battle which I appear to be losing

If he was lying in bed with the most sought after woman in britain next to him - i think good on him for pulling Sienna Miller - i'm amazed he's as much of a stud as Jude.

Surely he didn't mean that manky old scrubber Saskia???

He is about as entertaining as watching a scab dry.

No I don't mean like me, I mean like the majority of people out there. How many people do you see like Kemal in your local or in your local shopping centre?

what he actually means is like maxwell,
I doubt rotch has the maturity to think for himself.

I'm 20....so that is blatent tosh.

Don't make judgements about something you know nothing about flower.

Agreed....Max was pore entertainment now the house like watching your washing in the machine. round and round but nothing happening.

Ah well on Friday he is BB history...

Thankyou...I was fighting a lost cause here on my own!