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Maxwells Webchat Transcript
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exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“I'm 20....so that is blatent tosh.”

hey,
I am only repeating max's words. and how do we know you are 20?

but what I can see in the transcript is he really can not have a conversation with out having to try and belittle people.
Straker
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“No I don't mean like me, I mean like the majority of people out there. How many people do you see like Kemal in your local or in your local shopping centre?”


I love the idea that anyone’s flawed definition of "normal" (whatever that is) is derived from observing people in "your local shopping centre"!

Classic.

Presumably anything that differs from your "normal" has to be derided/despised/ridiculed & destroyed? If you ever read a book at some point, try John Wyndham’s "The Chrysalids". Might actually open your eyes a little.
willow1978
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Orchid50:
“Agreed....Max was pore entertainment now the house like watching your washing in the machine. round and round but nothing happening.”

Can you please explain the wit to everyone else then?
40-40J's
13-07-2005
Did Mike_Rotch actually get to post a question to his hero?

Mabe you could have asked him to come round your mum's house and wipe bogies over her furniture and then you could go out for a night on the piss and have a 'tin baath' together while talking/doing your different bodily functions. Then you could round the evening off with you sitting at your hero's feet, massaging them. He might even let you have a quick feel of his 'Treacle', if she's got the time to put her clothes back on after posing for the lastest laddsish mag
Agent Krycek
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“Thankyou...I was fighting a lost cause here on my own!”

At least you agree it's a lost cause
Mike_Rotch
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Straker:
“I love the idea that anyone’s flawed definition of "normal" (whatever that is) is derived from observing people in "your local shopping centre"!

Classic.

Presumably anything that differs from your "normal" has to be derided/despised/ridiculed & destroyed? If you ever read a book at some point, try John Wyndham’s "The Chrysalids". Might actually open your eyes a little.”

Read it before, read more sense in The Beano.
Mike_Rotch
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by 40-40J's:
“Did Mike_Rotch actually get to post a question to his hero?

Mabe you could have asked him to come round your mum's house and wipe bogies over her furniture and then you could go out for a night on the piss and have a 'tin baath' together while talking/doing your different bodily functions. Then you could round the evening off with you sitting at your hero's feet, massaging them. He might even let you have a quick feel of his 'Treacle', if she's got the time to put her clothes back on after posing for the lastest laddsish mag ”

You poor, sad little thing.
exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“At least you agree it's a lost cause ”

not the krycek from Crime Story?
exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“You poor, sad little thing.”

no,
that would be you flower
Agent Krycek
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by exshatter/ewok:
“not the krycek from Crime Story?”

Nah, I'm a one armed, leather wearing, Russian triple agent from The X Files
exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Nah, I'm a one armed, leather wearing, Russian triple agent from The X Files ”

oh right..................er does anybody remeber crime story, or should I just go get my coat now
senor
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by willow1978:
“Any evidence that he's funny?”



He thinks Saskia is the most sought after woman in the country
willow1978
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by senor:
“He thinks Saskia is the most sought after woman in the country”

I stand corrected. He's hilarious!
exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by senor:
“He thinks Saskia is the most sought after woman in the country”

thats not funny!,
well not funny haha anyway.
willow1978
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by exshatter/ewok:
“thats not funny!,
well not funny haha anyway.”

Well, probably not intentional humour, anyway.
40-40J's
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“I'm 20....so that is blatent tosh.”

For a lot of people on this forum, 20 is still a child, but if you wish to be classed as an adult, then try acting like one and accept that:-

1. The world is made up of many different kinds of people

and

2. That Max got voted out of the BB house because that is what the majority of the GBP wanted - if you didn't want that, then you should have spent more money voting so as he would stay in
Parmesan
13-07-2005
'all the people I've met wanted me to stay in'


that'll be why you got evicted then eh?
willow1978
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Parmesan:
“'all the people I've met wanted me to stay in'


that'll be why you got evicted then eh?”

In fairness, he may only have met Mike Rotch and his, er, rotch.
40-40J's
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“You poor, sad little thing.”

You think I'm sad Have you actually read any of your posts or do you just type random letters in the hope that something actually makes a word that may be found in the English dictionary

By the way, you didn't answer the question, so I take it that you didn't get to ask the 'dim witted one' a question.
spider5
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“I thought he did really well. Top bloke and very funny.”


I'm with you, all depends on sense of humour, I find the guy hilarious and wish him luck.....equally some people find makosi and Science hilarious when I dont......each to their own let the man get on with his life in peace
Spiv
13-07-2005
If Maxwell was just the cheeky, cocky p1sstaking person that you saw some of the time on BB I would have no problem with him at all - I like a good wind-up and a crack myself.

My problem with Maxwell and therefore with people who think he is a great guy is that to me its obvious that simmering beneath the surface of his cheeky chappy persona is a nasty piece of work. I missed a lot of the middle part of BB but in the first couple of weeks I saw him and Kamal having a conversation about whether Kamal was playing up to the cameras or not - Kamal was sitting quietly argueing his case and Maxwell was getting more & more wound up until he was shouting his head off and looked ready to start throwing punches. I think that he has a boiling rage and my instincts tell me that his real thoughts about gays, blacks and minorities are not pleasant at all. There is more I could say about my feelings of the sort of person he really is but I could get myself in trouble.
Glyn W
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“Don't make judgements about something you know nothing about flower.”

This, coming from someone who has just generalised and insulted all those who don't think Max is the best thing since Oscar Wilde, is absoloutely hilarious.
exshatter/ewok
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Parmesan:
“'all the people I've met wanted me to stay in”

Thats because at those who disliked him give him a wide berth,
would you want to be anywhere near him?
antimaxwell
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by Mike_Rotch:
“Well why do you rabble constanly criticise Max? And don't give me also this sexist/racist bullshit. He was neither and more of a human being than most of the freaks in the house. He was just a laddish bloke who was happy to have a laugh, even though it did not include bitching like most of the tosspots in the house do.”


He was the biggest racist to ever appear in BB. If you can't see that, maybe you should join him for a laddish night out so you assist him in calling black people 'Winston' before putting on a Jamaican accent as if you are superior!!!!!!
Mike_Rotch
13-07-2005
Originally Posted by antimaxwell:
“He was the biggest racist to ever appear in BB. If you can't see that, maybe you should join him for a laddish night out so you assist him in calling black people 'Winston' before putting on a Jamaican accent as if you are superior!!!!!!”

Hi antimaxwell. Is there an uncle maxwell aswell?
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