My shopping centre is filled with far bigger weirdoes than Big Brother. You shouldn't judge people by how 'different' they are. Different isn't a problem - athletes are 'different', Beckham is 'different'. Eddie Izzard wears women's clothes, Oscar Wilde slept with men - doesn't make either freaks, and a world without them would be far duller.

It comes down to whether you're anti-social or whether you're a nice person to be around and perhaps whether you're entertaining and good company. Feel free to criticise or praise the HM and ex-HM on these criteria.

I don't think that Kemal is a nice person or someone who I would like to spend any time with.

Fine, I may agree with you - we've found common ground! So: no need to call him a freak to make your point.

Odd. Mainly because you and he seem to share the same style in bitching about people who don't think like you. I'd have thought he'd be your soulmate.

Hey, you spoiled it Glyn - we could have left the thread there on that conciliatory note!

Pigswell was bottom of the food chain.
I'm not reading his transcript, nor long posts about him.

Room temperature near 100 degrees !! Haven't got the patience

As Arsene Wenger once said, everyone thinks they've got the prettiest wife at home.

I can't believe any of you are bothering to respond to Mike Rotch's postings. His really witty user name says it all!

My picks.....

QUOTE: Maxwell : Ohh good question. I am lying in a hotel room, with a pint of lager next to me and the most sought after lady in the country by my side...so I'm gutted surely? - most sought after lady? - You're havin a LAUGH int ya? She may be pretty but I haven't anyone saying many good things about her. She is probably only sought after by max at the moment...isnt she?

QUOTE: Maxwell : Honestly, I'm not lying to you, I was so pumped up as I walked out I didn't hear it. - In other words, "It hurt my feelings and hit my ego so much that I have blocked it out of my mind and don't want to talk about it"

QUOTE: Maxwell : I just heard noise. I actually think that the only reason people booed is because they didn't want me out. They wanted me to stay in so they were booing the decision. - Yeh you bloody wish mate. They didn't f***in like you.

QUOTE: Maxwell : I had to be a bloke to get it I think. First week we didn't get on. Nothing against Anthony or anything but I am most looking forward to seeing Craig -What?! I wasn't expecting that...

What an interesting chat THAT was.

I tried to get questions asked but all were avoided. Such as at the end when someone said he should be on Telly more. I said how about Crimewatch that was ignored.

Also ignored were:
-Have you seen the look on your face when you realised that science was more popular than you, it was pricelss.
-Has Saskia dumped you yet since you can no longer lead her to Big Brother Victory.
-Are you a disgusting, neanderthal and a complete git in real life.
I then got accused by other people on the chat of being disillusioned because I thought Maxwell wasn't funny and That I was the only one who thought so. lol.

That webchat is sooo boring . Got past first sentence of what Maxwell said and yawned. The silly thing is, he thinks he's funny and he thinks Saskia likes him.

I know its childish but came across this!

maxwell was and is an idiot

personaly i didn't have a problem with maxwell
i found him to be a regular working class lad who liked
to enjoy himself
i can't understand some people using the word hate
if you dislike his character that's fine differrent strokes
and all that
some people have justified the word hate by calling his
practical jokes a form of bullying if that's the case couldn't
kemals constant sniping be construed as a form of bullying
i'm not saying maxwell's all good but he ain't all bad either
look how soppy he was with saskia and a true thug and
bully would never console and hug a crying craig
i know by defending max i will probably get slagged off
but i just felt i would get in my two pennies worth
and to ensure my burning at the stake i didn't mind saskia either

science or eugene to win rest to smug

What does it say?

I'll give it a go:

Max seems himself as the archetypical 'geezer' a.k.a. a 'lad'. He sees that as requiring boistrousness and an excessive interest in 'booze' (alcoholic beverages) and 'tits' (secondary female sexual characteristics). it is also part of his culture that he behaves in a way that he considers to be loyal to his 'mates' and that in return, they give unconditional consent to him "'avin' a larf" at their expense.
the humour required for assimilation into 'geezer' culture, is primarily body-based - and can include belching, farting and making peculiar noises. What they describe as 'practical jokes' also feature in that culture and the criterion for whether they count as humour is not based upon the juxtaposition of incongruous/disparate ideas, but on whether the 'joker' has a 'giggle'.

Maxwell, despite a sheltered unbringing and natural sensitivity which inhibited fully adopting the 'geezer' mantle, did manage a number of weeks in the house using that persona. After carefully exploring the possible of light romance with delicate and fragrant Saskia, he is expected to return to Oxfordshire to resume painting miniature still lifes of orchids and collecting 19th Century porcelain.

Excellent, Oh I have changed my mind...hang on, so he paints flowers that are known to resemble ladies front bottoms and he collects big old jugs?

Only just saw your reply, Here goes: -

Splodge, splodge, squeek, pop, drip, drip, splodge, dribble, splodge, plip, plip, splodge,
Sas "aaaarder, aaaarder" :yawn: ,
Max "aaang on treacle, tryin' me best",
splodge, splodge,
Max "yooouuuu beautyyyy",
splodge, pop,
Sas "aaaarder, aaaarder" :yawn: ,
splodge, whistle, squeek, pop, squirt, squirt, dribble !
Max "You are off the...",
Sas "Don't say it, you know I don't like it"
Max "How was it for you babe?"
Sas "Earth moved babe, best 2 minutes of me life"
Max "told ya din I darlin, I'm the best boyfriend a girl cud ave"
Sas "gotta go now luv, got that photo shoot wiv the Sunday Sport today".
Max "snore, snore !"


okay, that's not helped much, but the image is fading.

*insert vomit smiley*


Poked my minds eye out, it did.

at least he admitted he went tof ar it takes guts to do that

When/where did he do that??