Jodie Marsh on BBLB, how orange was she, i had to fiddle with my tv control, never a good thing....

Can someone please explain this uber fake tan phenomenon?

Can't explain the Marsh tan ... but looks like you found the reason Orla's always playing with her nips ... she's trying to adjust the colour on Anfernay

Well there had to be a reason.....

Do blokes find that colour attractive?

I think it is because of a overdose of eating too many wotsits

She's been signed up as the face of Ronseal quick drying woodseal

Thought she was the new face of Tango

Can only speak for myself, not 'guys', but no I don't like tans out of a bottle or a salon. An ex Sri Lankan girlfriend's skin tone and other attributes were natural and great; but orange tans on white women ... no!

Girls born white should stay as white as possible for me, and be sent to the hills in summer like they used to do in India ... to preserve their virginal epidermic allure.

Those that do lie out in the sun too much tend to end up looking like something Science always cuts off chickens about ten years later, anyway. Give me a pale-faced, freckly ginger Irish girl, for example (what Orla would be if they hid her make-up bag for a few weeks) over
a glow in the dark Jodie Marsh type any day.

Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY will ever beat the brilliance that is...

Alicia Duvall

the futures bright...........the futures orange!

We should have had a warning beforehand:

Did anyone esle notice Jodie's mouth (ok lads, keep it clean!). I couldn't figure out if she's had collagen or new teeth or something. Definitely looked different though.....or is it just me?

We can't even see her eyes between the heavy heavy tan and that awful dark eye make-up

Will you marry me?

Agreed, she is a BBLB legend....for all the wrong reasons

Teeth bleach and copious amounts of lip liner IMO

She didn't look like she was even talking in the same way so I reckon it's more than bleach....veneers or something.

You speak for me as well. Give me real over fake any day, that includes exposing your skin to cancer-inducing UV light (natural or not) in order to look like chamois leather.

There's nothing sexier than pale skin and freckles

Depends ... have you gone away to the hills right now and are all wrapped up till the autumn?

Do you fancy getting married aswell, i am half Spanish but with Irish colouring??

P.s. I am slightly older than Ms Marsh but look much younger, that's what sun damage does for you

I am going away Friday (miss eviction), but i will be wrapped up in factor 60 if that helps

Before I entered this thread........ I wondered who this orange person was.... Wendy Peters? Letitia Dean?

Add to that the other mentioned luminaries (or should that be luminouses), Jodie Marsh and Alicia Duvall....and it would be a case of "pass the sick bag"

It might just ... now the knowledge of half-Spanish with Irish colouring emerges. Very white but very fiery ... pheeeewww.

I had to laugh at Jodie's comment about Kemal being like the "male Paris Hilton"...the first thing I thought was Jodie is the "female Riccardo with breasts".

You got it.....

Both comments are true and both are very funny