Blimey csrvr, you seem to be taking it very personally! 
I'm sure Vanessa wasn't put in the BB house specifically to annoy you
I'm sure Vanessa wasn't put in the BB house specifically to annoy you
Anyone who thinks Vanessa is fat needs an eye test!
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Originally Posted by csrvr:
“she was a boring idiot waste of space and one of the worst hm's ever. Her only role over 8 weeks was to shore up Madcowsi's evil empire - apart from the marathon bitching fests she did nothing except eat and sleep. The production team on BBLB had enormous problems filling a 90 second vt with her 'best bits' for goodness sake, most clips comprised of her screaming in a not very hilarious manner.
Put everyone up for eviction with her blabbing, was complicit in the Sam bullying, refused point-blank to do a task and landed Maxwell in it, stuffed her face during every waking moment when she wasn't bitching, and yet failed to pick up many nominations, slyly flying under the radar and sheltering under Madcowsi's wing. A dreadful, apalling housemate that deserved every boo that she got and more. Endemol must have been desperate to get her out as they contrived the eviction so it would in all likelihood be Vanetha.
And in any case she's lucky she was evicted as it turns out - another few weeks in the house and you could have airlifted her to the African swamps where she wouldn't have looked out of place wallowing with the other hippos.”
“she was a boring idiot waste of space and one of the worst hm's ever. Her only role over 8 weeks was to shore up Madcowsi's evil empire - apart from the marathon bitching fests she did nothing except eat and sleep. The production team on BBLB had enormous problems filling a 90 second vt with her 'best bits' for goodness sake, most clips comprised of her screaming in a not very hilarious manner.
Put everyone up for eviction with her blabbing, was complicit in the Sam bullying, refused point-blank to do a task and landed Maxwell in it, stuffed her face during every waking moment when she wasn't bitching, and yet failed to pick up many nominations, slyly flying under the radar and sheltering under Madcowsi's wing. A dreadful, apalling housemate that deserved every boo that she got and more. Endemol must have been desperate to get her out as they contrived the eviction so it would in all likelihood be Vanetha.
And in any case she's lucky she was evicted as it turns out - another few weeks in the house and you could have airlifted her to the African swamps where she wouldn't have looked out of place wallowing with the other hippos.”
harsh, but funny!
What made me laugh was at the eviction their were three, lets say 'plump' ladies with a banner saying 'Vanessa is greedy'.
Originally Posted by csrvr:
“she was a boring idiot waste of space and one of the worst hm's ever. Her only role over 8 weeks was to shore up Madcowsi's evil empire - apart from the marathon bitching fests she did nothing except eat and sleep. The production team on BBLB had enormous problems filling a 90 second vt with her 'best bits' for goodness sake, most clips comprised of her screaming in a not very hilarious manner.
Put everyone up for eviction with her blabbing, was complicit in the Sam bullying, refused point-blank to do a task and landed Maxwell in it, stuffed her face during every waking moment when she wasn't bitching, and yet failed to pick up many nominations, slyly flying under the radar and sheltering under Madcowsi's wing. A dreadful, apalling housemate that deserved every boo that she got and more. Endemol must have been desperate to get her out as they contrived the eviction so it would in all likelihood be Vanetha.
And in any case she's lucky she was evicted as it turns out - another few weeks in the house and you could have airlifted her to the African swamps where she wouldn't have looked out of place wallowing with the other hippos.”
“she was a boring idiot waste of space and one of the worst hm's ever. Her only role over 8 weeks was to shore up Madcowsi's evil empire - apart from the marathon bitching fests she did nothing except eat and sleep. The production team on BBLB had enormous problems filling a 90 second vt with her 'best bits' for goodness sake, most clips comprised of her screaming in a not very hilarious manner.
Put everyone up for eviction with her blabbing, was complicit in the Sam bullying, refused point-blank to do a task and landed Maxwell in it, stuffed her face during every waking moment when she wasn't bitching, and yet failed to pick up many nominations, slyly flying under the radar and sheltering under Madcowsi's wing. A dreadful, apalling housemate that deserved every boo that she got and more. Endemol must have been desperate to get her out as they contrived the eviction so it would in all likelihood be Vanetha.
And in any case she's lucky she was evicted as it turns out - another few weeks in the house and you could have airlifted her to the African swamps where she wouldn't have looked out of place wallowing with the other hippos.”
Damn right - a waste of carbon thank god she's gone. Forget what the Pc sixth formers think tell it as it is !!.
Hooray the Pink Blimp is out!! teacosy next!!
Originally Posted by uncle monty:
“Blimey csrvr, you seem to be taking it very personally!
I'm sure Vanessa wasn't put in the BB house specifically to annoy you”
“Blimey csrvr, you seem to be taking it very personally!
I'm sure Vanessa wasn't put in the BB house specifically to annoy you
”
Maybe I was a bit harsh.
In fact to redress the balance I'll say some nice things about Vanetha...errrrr...
um...
*coffs*
errr, ok got something, Madcowsi is worse.
vanessa has a healthy appetite of a 19 year old. i could eat like a pig at that age and lose weight if i was late for my tea. if i was stuck in a house for 7 weeks i would be huge. i put on half a stone whenever i have a weeks holiday, and i expect some of the fattist berks on this forum do too. within a month vanessa will be slim again, and you lot will still be piling it on whilst nerding away on your comps.
I certainly seem to be in the minority, but I think Vanessa is attractive. Yes, she put on a bit of weight in the house (not as much as Craig!) but she's not the only one. And she is far from being fat.
Originally Posted by dingledell:
“vanessa has a healthy appetite of a 19 year old. i could eat like a pig at that age and lose weight if i was late for my tea. if i was stuck in a house for 7 weeks i would be huge. i put on half a stone whenever i have a weeks holiday, and i expect some of the fattist berks on this forum do too. within a month vanessa will be slim again, and you lot will still be piling it on whilst nerding away on your comps.”
“vanessa has a healthy appetite of a 19 year old. i could eat like a pig at that age and lose weight if i was late for my tea. if i was stuck in a house for 7 weeks i would be huge. i put on half a stone whenever i have a weeks holiday, and i expect some of the fattist berks on this forum do too. within a month vanessa will be slim again, and you lot will still be piling it on whilst nerding away on your comps.”
Whilst you are transmitting your postings telepathically from the gym.
Have a chocolate biscuit.
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