I've had enough of this anti-Jade banter! This London lass is an ideal BB housemate, great to gossip about and a bit of a treasure because:
Her mum is a one-armed lesbian, her Dad is in the clink, she's felt the long arm of the law herself, her auntie has a 'great knicker stall', she failed her GCSEs but she can sing in Japanese, produce art like Tracy Emin, reads heavy Dave Peltzer novels, can talk to people on every level, wears a bikini despite the fact that she's not a size 12, she tidies up, laughs at her mistakes, has had the guts to address house issues without ever being nasty, is ditsy and doesn't apologise for it, has no agenda and is above all...she's friendly. Oh and she can change the colour of her eyes.
Don't vote Jade out - she's a diamond!!
Her mum is a one-armed lesbian, her Dad is in the clink, she's felt the long arm of the law herself, her auntie has a 'great knicker stall', she failed her GCSEs but she can sing in Japanese, produce art like Tracy Emin, reads heavy Dave Peltzer novels, can talk to people on every level, wears a bikini despite the fact that she's not a size 12, she tidies up, laughs at her mistakes, has had the guts to address house issues without ever being nasty, is ditsy and doesn't apologise for it, has no agenda and is above all...she's friendly. Oh and she can change the colour of her eyes.
Don't vote Jade out - she's a diamond!!



