Never have i seen a more crawling, leech, complete waste of space, stain on humanity than the scary, control freak,hairdressing turd called Craig,who chases the desperate wannabe dancing halfwit Ant around groping at every opportunity,scared to tell tit boy where to go in case it affects his chance of stardom in a cheap porn movie

I just had to say this is the funniest thread title for a long time. Hate Ant more than Craig though for using Craig's crawling to his full advantage. Lazy git!

yeah í agree with you Ant is far worse..........he keeps going on about being normal,hetrosexual bloke, while lying on the sofa playing footsie with tit boy, waiting for the next massage, glorifying in the attention that HE fully deserves in his pea brained mind, he's so gorgeous and beautiful even men fall in love with him........well suppose that can't be said in Craigs case.

I cannot believe that Anthony is now favourite to win. He moaned about Vanessa not doing anything in the house but what does HE actually do? Apart from the tiresome 24 Craig/Anthony love-fest, what have either of them actually done?

They're as bad as each other.

Do I get the impression your not keen on the lovely Craig ?

Why! if my Granny were alive she'd probably bake him a cake jumper like Mrs Doyle did for Eoin McLove.

Please can I take this opportunity to thank you for articulating exactly how I feel about this two housemates.

You have cheered me up no end as well! Wonderful post and wonderful post title.

Craig and the dancing halfwit

Sounds like the title of a Harry Potter book..although of course it would have to be "Harry potter And The Dancing Halfwit"

Regarding Craig's man boobs, I'd say he is a 34B. I don't know what other ladies think... Maybe 36A?

Lol, exactly, get the gimp out then let's see how entertaining Anthony is without someone to dominate.

I couldnt agree more. I get the impression at times Ant feels a bit uneasy by the touchy-feely situation..
Making your own bed... and lying in it.. springs to mind

42A 'cos his backs broad. heehee

ROFL! I don't dislike Ant as much as you do, but can Abt not see that Craig is so jealous and possessive, and that it will suffocate Ant, in the end?

LOL


You really should pay more attention.

Since Friday night when Makosi proved to be highly unpopular with the booing crowd, Kemalady has made Derek her new bestest girlfriend. Derek is now Kemalady's "Baby Doll".

I wish the moderators would add a kissing smillie as well as a vomit one.

I have to say, I thought the title was rather funny.

He is just so vain he revels in the attention from Craig. The constant stoking of the ego is just too irresistable to his already over-inflated opinion of himself.

IF he is straight, has he considered how it looks to the outside world to be seen sucking a gay guys fingers, and being constantly massaged and feted over?

His "date" with big brother was very revealing..his lack of conversational ability, even though he thought he was being witty, his lack of knowledge about what food he was eating, and his rushing to take his kit off at the first opportunity and show us his "stripper moves".

The guy is a dopey little idiot who lives with his mummy and hasn't got a clue about the world in general.

SO well put

That sums it up for me!

Remember Anthony thought the crowd weren't booing him on his entrance, but were actually booing the minder for hurrying him along :yawn:

Thre's something strange about Craig though. I'm an old fat b***** but Craig's man-boobs are still bigger than mine.

But I can't understand Anthony. Can he REALLY be that dim and naive (or narcissistic?) that he genuinely believes Craig to be a "Top bloke", a "brilliant friend", etc. as he keeps on endlessley repeating...

He has quite a womanly shape to him.He is quite curvy for a bloke.

Yes Joe... and that's a very big IF?

That's cos of his amazingly gay posture

Craig the Crybaby and Ant, the lazy farter

The new Morecombe & Wise?

Hehehehehe - i can see them both doing stand-up

Somebody should hire a plan which drags an enormous bra behind it, with the names Craig and Anthony written on each cup, and a heart in the middle.

I want what you're smoking

Isn't he SUPPOSED to be the reincarnation of Akhenaton or something?

Or am I thinking of Science...