Eugene has been practising now for two hours. Orlaith's stony face says it all, I hope she gets punished for not training her dog properly

She should have been good at this dog training lark, she's always getting her puppies out.
Last edited by Fizzbin : 18-07-2005 at 13:47

Somebody needs to rescue Eugene from there NOW, the poor thing

Poor lad, he's not exactly gifted with great hand-eye co-ordination. He looks so sad now after his performance.

Arrrrrrrrrrah

I am sure if I told Eugene the trick, he will be able to juggle.

He was doing the wrong way.

Good job it wasn't Craig and Anthony's task.

'I'll hold your balls Anthony.'

How do you kill a circus ? .... Go for the juggler.... ba-boom tish

That was the most pathetic attempt at juggling I've seen in years... a five year old could do better, for a long time I wasn't sure if he had two or three balls in his hands.

There didn't seem to be much encouragement from the trainer, more a look of defeat as she realised 'you can't polish sh!te'

Neither of them could juggle properly... throwing one ball in the air while passing another ball from one hand to the other isn't juggling...

Fnaaar, fnaar..