the only thing craig should *win* is the retraction of his mothers statement,that her love was unconditional.
he might win the "be a snide bitch for 2 weeks,get caught,cry about it,get bullied by the people you were being snide about,then turn about face when you've been assimilated into their lapdog,cosy up to your tormentors and then praise them to the skies to the extent that when your parents are seen on a personal message,accepting you,loving you,and declaring unconditional love for you,no matter what,all you remember is "what my dad said about ant and max"" award.
or the "creepiest thing on tv since a picture of roy whiting was shown" award.