He also has the Saskia head wobble down to a tee. Has he been practicing??

Wholeheartedly agree. I like Science as well as Craig, and thought both of them behaved like pratts last night, but at least Craig was ranting about something that he thought was wrong, not just ranting for the sake of it. Also, I would have been pretty ticked off myself if someone came into the room throwing their weight about, causing everyone else to leave! The living room belongs to everyone, not just Craig & Anthony, but if no one else feels able to stay there because Science is once again kicking off about nothing, I wouldn't want him there either!

He was funny in the diary room though, obviously loves winding everyone up, but it's getting very wearing. I really thought Science was in with a good chance of winning, but he just seems to constantly shoot himself in the foot.

ta..
you proved to me that even at my age i can still blow snot bubbles when confronted with surprise comedy.

as for craig...
oxygen is wasted on him.
him mam should retract her statement.
he thinks science will be punched when he goes out to clubs after this!! not a FOOKIN clue has he?
if i was gay,he'd make me tell people who didn't know me,i was straight.
i hope he gets to final night,and makes it to the last 2,only to lose to science.
i hope he doesn't get the rohypnol he keeps asking BB for,cos i'm worried he only argues with science so much cos it's him he REALLY loves,and we know science can't take his beer.. :sleep:

I actually felt sorry for Science tonight, something I thought was impossible. Science shouts and rants sometimes, but Craig's venomous attack was in a league of it's own.

Well, Craig ..........

Judging by his mnnerisma and use of vocab tonight, he's trying realy hard to turn into Saskia.....end of!


get him out please! He had no need to pick a fight and attack Science, no matter how weird or argumentaive Science is.

Did you notice that he's also adopted that odd little side-to-side head bounce that she does too!??

Odious little creature, he is. I don't understand where he's got the notion that he's entitled to decide who can or can't use the living room.

I'd be quite happy to watch his eviction on Friday, and I wouldn't be upset to be deafened by booing, either.

Me neither, I might even turn a blind eye to a bit of fruit throwing just this once.

Craig reminds me of the snake in jungle book, trust in me trust in me close your eyes Anthony.

In his home town video they all appeared to be female and Lesley-like.

Snot bubbles my friend..............just sprayed hubby's treasured flat screen monitor with Voddy & Orange.

You are a comedy genius and I think I love you.

Too old to have your babies but anytime you need a kidney or any other body part I have spare that still works, it's yours for the asking

see this is where craig went horibly wrong. he attacked science in the beleif he was bettering him in some way in the augment stakes. Why start an augument for the sake of hurting someone when you have no intetion of discussing real issues, only to cause hurt

Thats unfair!


Yeah he's a lot out of shape so its not his fault if his head wobbles, carried by waves of undulating booby jiggles when he gets cross.

oh yes it was craig or mary sow shall ye reap

Have you noticed he says 'End of' and then promptly continues?

They are probably his employees, people who have to say nice things or they will get sacked.

Imagine ending up in his salon, I'd never complain about my mullet...wouldn't dare...

For the first time I didn't feel a flicker of sympathy, to be honest. Previously I felt a sort of maternal warmth (mixed with a rather...erm....not so maternal feeling....erm ...gorgeous......ok, let's not go into that..)
He doesn't need sympathy and he certainly doesn't want it.
I still like him best but really, I could have given him a right good slap tonight. But he's an angel on wings compared to the utterly utterly - incandescently - vile Craig.

Fellow FMs, you don't even know the half of it! The gimp went on to attack Sci for trying to put a wedge between him (gimpy) and Ant . He claimed Sci is jealous cos he's got no one but Ant has got him . He then proceeded to call Sci a thief for stealing ciggies from his drawer (when, infact, he'd asked Sci to take them)

Or where he's going to hide the bodies.....
Or where he's got his shrine to Ant.....
Or where he's going to keep a naked Ant chained up....

Or what he's made from Lesleh's skin...

ah,united by a mutual dislike of the overweight morph.

apologies re the monitor ,and ta v much for the bodypart offer.which reminds me,i never started that thread about craig collecting ant and max's hair for some kind of "buffalo bill from silence of the lambs style skin/realhair doll"

ugly with big boobys. much in need of prozac.

Brilliant, made me laugh.

Thankyou the majority of you have restored my faith in human nature.Craig went one step too far last (with bullets to fire given to him by Derek) Hes constantly bitched since he got in the house. Imagine if the HMs had ganged up on him 5 weeks ago he would have bawled like a baby. At that time he was crying that noone listened to him, well we heard his drivel last night and he didnt do himself any favours. Cant wait for him to join his mates on the outside. GAME ON

as Sir Laud would say

"he is a gharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrstleeeeeee young mannnnnn"

revolting, potty mouthed, campy as a row of campers on a camping site eating raspberry Campinos, and
a spineless invertebrate

he really thinks he is the Big I Am -

If Anthfanny wants to reclaim and retain his credibility (what iota he has ) then he ought to drop this "friendship" like a hot brick. Craig is a liability and could bring Anth down in the ratings.

but back to Craig........

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