It didn't take long for the DJ to realise he'd made a mistake in playing YMCA at the Dyslexics Association disco...

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ha:staying alive, staying alive - not

'Anferny, I've cut off off a couple of my fingers so you can keep them close to you and remember me for ever and ever. Anferny, I'll cut of the whole arm too if you want, just say so and I will, love.'

Isn't that one of those "devil" hand signals that David Icke keeps harping on about? Craig must be a member of the illuminati then

Are you saying the System Lords are really giant lizards then?

"If I keep practicing, I might get Ted Rogers old job on 3-2-1!...Now where`s Dusty bin?.....Oh, Science threw him at Maxswill!"..allegedly

Craig to Science: "I could kill you just with these two fingers..."

Craig : "I reached out to vanessa and look what she did !! "

CRAIG: I KNEW that's what would happen if I put my fingers in the mincer.I WANTED that to happen and THAT'S why I done it!
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(It works on a couple of levels depending on what or who you interpret "the mincer" to be )

"Whatever........... Minger" (as he stared at himself in the mirror.