Dont reply coz just thought id point this out
Where oh where did Big Brother round up these lunatics
Where oh where did Big Brother round up these lunatics
Craig "cats love me" ... 5 mins later .. "im alergic to cats"
If he's have said 'I love cats', it would have been a strange thing to say. In this case however, what he says is perfectly acceptable. Cats may well love him, and he may well also be allergic to them. Afterall the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them 
ya gett meeeeeeee?
ya gett meeeeeeee?
Originally Posted by stateless:
“If he's have said 'I love cats', it would have been a strange thing to say. In this case however, what he says is perfectly acceptable. Cats may well love him, and he may well also be allergic to them. Afterall the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
ya gett meeeeeeee?”
“If he's have said 'I love cats', it would have been a strange thing to say. In this case however, what he says is perfectly acceptable. Cats may well love him, and he may well also be allergic to them. Afterall the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
ya gett meeeeeeee?”
yeah but he said his friends cat never attacks him n lets him pet it for ages .... next its he's allergic to cats and they make his eys swell up
crap talk me smells
Oh I see... sorry, I'm not watching it so I just went by your first comment. Yeash, it sounds like a classic case of Craig talking out of his behind again
To be a good liar you need to have a very good memory or a file in which you write down all the lies you tell with dates, times and details, so you can maintan them. Craig is not a good liar.
Next task should be for Craig to look after 10 cats. Really long haired fluffy catty ones with extra hair glued on to make them extra catty. Then they should take away his bedding and replace it with an extra thick cat hair filled quilt and pillow and take away all his clothes and replace them with cat hair shirts and trousers. If he hasn't sneezed himself into oblivion by then they should strip Anthony, roll him in honey and then cover him in thick cat hair and tell Craig he can do whatever he likes with him.
I'd pay money to see that episode.
I'd pay money to see that episode.
Originally Posted by stateless:
“ After all the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
”
“ After all the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
”
Wanna bet? Of course cats can tell who's allergic and who isn't... which is exactly why they'll do that "I'm going to sit in your lap and gently extend my claws into your crotch to make it very plain that any sudden movement on your part will result in the sudden and painful removal of your genitals"... to the one person in the room that's most likely to move suddenly because of sneezing.
Cats are evil... EVIL, I TELL YOU!!
Craig is a walking and talking contradiction. I pointed this out last night.he lies more than Makosi. he even once said he tells lies to make people laugh. Craig is a very very confused person. I'm not talking about his sexuality either.
go back to his first week in the house and look at how many times he has changed from one thing to another over the last few weeks.
go back to his first week in the house and look at how many times he has changed from one thing to another over the last few weeks.
i cant stand baby craig. but i cant say there is a problem with what he says.
when i go round my friends houses their cats will jump on my lap and go to sleep. but my eyes will go all sore.
when i go round my friends houses their cats will jump on my lap and go to sleep. but my eyes will go all sore.
Originally Posted by RobSmiley:
“Wanna bet? Of course cats can tell who's allergic and who isn't... which is exactly why they'll do that "I'm going to sit in your lap and gently extend my claws into your crotch to make it very plain that any sudden movement on your part will result in the sudden and painful removal of your genitals"... to the one person in the room that's most likely to move suddenly because of sneezing.”
“Wanna bet? Of course cats can tell who's allergic and who isn't... which is exactly why they'll do that "I'm going to sit in your lap and gently extend my claws into your crotch to make it very plain that any sudden movement on your part will result in the sudden and painful removal of your genitals"... to the one person in the room that's most likely to move suddenly because of sneezing.”
I was going to post something similar but you beat me to it.
If you don;t like cats....as in an allergy...you trend to narrow your eyes when you see them...This is actually a cool things with cats and they really shine to people who do it..hence cat haters attract them.....
True of false....its up to you...
True of false....its up to you...
Originally Posted by wigglesthegreat:
“yeah but he said his friends cat never attacks him n lets him pet it for ages .... next its he's allergic to cats and they make his eys swell up
crap talk me smells”
“yeah but he said his friends cat never attacks him n lets him pet it for ages .... next its he's allergic to cats and they make his eys swell up
crap talk me smells”
my sister loves cats, she has one of her own...but when she visits us...she is allergic to our cat, after about half an hour her eyes start streaming and get swollen.And she starts sneezing. Its something to do with the different type of fur on the cats.....
Originally Posted by stateless:
“If he's have said 'I love cats', it would have been a strange thing to say. In this case however, what he says is perfectly acceptable. Cats may well love him, and he may well also be allergic to them. Afterall the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
ya gett meeeeeeee?”
“If he's have said 'I love cats', it would have been a strange thing to say. In this case however, what he says is perfectly acceptable. Cats may well love him, and he may well also be allergic to them. Afterall the cats themselves do not know that he's allergic to them
ya gett meeeeeeee?”
Not been around cats too much have you...
because if you had then you would know that cats love him BECAUSE he's allergic to them.
Don't be fooled by their fluffy and cute exterior,
they are Satans pixies upon the earth.
I have two, I know this to be true.
Originally Posted by Mesostim:
“If you don;t like cats....as in an allergy...you trend to narrow your eyes when you see them...This is actually a cool things with cats and they really shine to people who do it..hence cat haters attract them.....
True of false....its up to you...”
“If you don;t like cats....as in an allergy...you trend to narrow your eyes when you see them...This is actually a cool things with cats and they really shine to people who do it..hence cat haters attract them.....
True of false....its up to you...”
I don't care if it's true or false
It not only made me laugh, but it could well be why I get mobbed by adoring cats, which I both dislike and am also allergic to
Originally Posted by Mesostim:
“If you don;t like cats....as in an allergy...you trend to narrow your eyes when you see them...This is actually a cool things with cats and they really shine to people who do it..hence cat haters attract them.....
True of false....its up to you...”
“If you don;t like cats....as in an allergy...you trend to narrow your eyes when you see them...This is actually a cool things with cats and they really shine to people who do it..hence cat haters attract them.....
True of false....its up to you...”
Partially true, they use 'eye kisses' with other friendly cats, so if a human slowly blinks (with both eyes) at them, it's like giving them a kiss.
My mother is somewhat the same, if cats are around they gravitate towards her, however she squirms at their leg rubbing etc, not allergic, just she doesn't like them, though they seem to like her.....
If some one could answer that conundrum, they would be very wealthy.
If some one could answer that conundrum, they would be very wealthy.
This would be the same Craig who claimed, 'I'm claustraphobic' just after spending over 15 hours inside a box
Originally Posted by Musiq_soul_girl:
“Craig is a walking and talking contradiction.”
“Craig is a walking and talking contradiction.”
To say that cats love you and that you allergic to them is not a contradiction.
Cats can go to people that are allergic to them, people who like cats can be allergic to them... it is just the whacky way of the world.
I wish to the Gods people would stop and think rather than coming up with new "reasons" for enforcing the irrational hatred for the housemates.
Fine to dislike them, but hate?
