Morning campers. Nice new thread for a nice new morning. Lovely and sunny outside.

Breaking WHATM - I think Craig has just done 'it' again. But don't quote me on it.

by "it" you mean shaking hands with the unemployed?

Yuck! All this talk first thing in the morning! I have had E4 switched on since 6am and I didnt see anything. Craig is sleeping like a baby - infact the cameras are on him right now and have been for a while now.

If you put E4 + 1 on at about 7:10 you will see what I mean. Craig isn't sleeping like a baby - he's been restless for the past twenty minutes.

Maybe I am reading too much into it, but having rewound it (just to try and prove my theory), he was sitting up doing that face like he was having a fit (the one we saw on the highlights, yep, that one) and there was plenty of movement under the quilt.

Sorry to anyone who's eating their cornflakes and reading this.

Morning all.

Ant's mum not too fond of Makosi.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...330413,00.html

I can sort of see why she'd be annoyed, if it was my son who looked like he was the father of a ghost child I'd be pretty annoyed. Asking for Makosi to be kicked out is going a bit far though.

I dont care what anyone thinks of me - I am not a porn queen - but I have put that channel on anyway! And no I am not taping it! LOL

Right Craig stirred there - waving his hand about in the air - no where near his erm eh person! Its not 7.10 yet anyway!

No movement from Craig yet!

Right his head moved! dum dee dee dee dum - thats it nothing else yet!

It's 7-10 and I am waiting with baited beath!!!

Not a perv just checking the "facts".

He rubbed his nose! Wow! Hope he enjoyed it! LOL

I hope I haven't built you all up for a huge fall.

I was telling the truth! Honest! I thought I...I...



Ha! I said don't quote me on it!

(Sowwy, it was early and I awoke to see Craig's quilt moving...the image of last night was still in my head...it wasn't my fault! I was scarred for life! )

He is moving about slightly under the sheets. (I need to go back to bed! I m tired) He has 2 hands out from under the sheets - how will he reach it?!

Both hands back under the duvet now after pleasuring himself by stroking his left ear & cheek.

His hands are back under the sheets........and I am going back to bed. See you Dem! Get youreyes tested! LOL

He seems to have settled back to sleep now - I'm off back to bed.


Well that was worth switching to E4+1 for!!!!!

Shush, it was better than what's on E4 at the moment.

How on earth can Ant's Mum (in that article referred to in the OP) POSSIBLY say, of Craig, 'he's really funny'

I know it's the Sun so I'll take it with a mountain of salt as an accurate account of what she might have really said!!

I can understand her rage at Makosi (though I think mememe has changed a fair amount over the last week and I'm loathing her less!) but surely ANY mother (and I speak as one) would be utterly disgusted and horrified at the jealous, spiteful 'girlfriend' Anfanee seems to have acquired in the House. The thought of Craig coming round for tea and scones after this is all over .......

WHATM all asleep.

Kemal curled up in his kennel, high heels neatly placed just to the left of entrance - cannot see if they have been cleaned for him. Water bowl has been replenished.

Oral sneaks into kitchen, removes cheeseburgers from wall where she had placed them for safe keeping and pops them back in, tweaks each nipple and goes back to bed. Was that a winning, don't evict me, move?

Science dreaming, I don't care, shuddup, I don't care, power to the people, shuddup. Easy to see why he is so popular.

NiteOwl12 leaves keyboard, goes to kitchen, makes coffee

morning. *yawn*


saw the c4 highlights show last night... was it really worth extending the show so we could see a highlight of the weakest link game?

This lot bore me to death they really do. I'm resorting to actually liking the ubiquitous 'look at my tits' show from Orla it's getting that bad!

I know! I was just going to post on this too. If she can't recognise Craig for what he is, then it's no wonder that Ant doesn't either, I suppose.

I actually liked the Weakest Link game they played. It's one of the rare times they've interacted as a group and it was nice to see them having a bit of a laugh and giggle. Notice how it played badly on Orlaith though, that she didn't even know the name of her own country's parliament.

Not really sure why they extended it, though.

Does anyone know what time the HMs got woken up yesteday?

I think they woke up before the alarm yesterday...maybe that was another day though...

...and I thought you were going back to bed!