Morning all

Craig wants to emigrate to the US, he might try to get a job in Disneyworld. Derek says that he would rather emigrate to a Schindlers List Concentration camp than emigrate to America.

Hey - I cant wait until he emigrates to America!

Thats what i was saying, i think that is why they had to put the dogs on leads yesterday, because she was sitting on her bed and this morning, shes been putting her feet up.
They will be lucky, if they manage to pass this task.

Now that WOULD be an added bonus!

WHATM Derek making evil remark that he would rather go to one of those Schindlers List concentration camps than emigrate to America.......stupid, stupid man

Can we have a whip round to buy him a ticket - preferably for a flight today????

WHATM: Orlaith putting her slap on.

It wasnt as bad as one the other week, that i started a thread about and got abused for saying anything, He said "being in this house, is like being in a concentration camp, like Auschwitz", i couldnt believe it.

Surely just make the dogs eat dog food - it's obvious!

Makosi is dressed in her Doggy outfit - well that cut 35 minutes off her time yesterday - but check Orla - she is just as bad. You would think they would have learned their lesson form the Holiday Camp task because the main reason for ther failure there was that they never wore their uniform.

Hey Flossie - never mind a whipround - heres the one way flight ticket paid for by me - GET HIM OUTTA THERE AND INTO THE USA!!!!

Why does Orlaith pout like that when shes putting on her slap?

I know I do when I'm putting on blusher, but she does it when shes doing her eyes!

What happened to Makosi and Kemal hiding Orlas make up?

I open my mouth like a gold fish when I am putting on mascara - haha - I simply cannot do it with my mouth closed

Oh, you wanna provide me with one too? I can be reeeeally annoying me

But would they?????
Science wouldnt eat, Me-kosi wouldnt eat it, i think both Ant and Eugene would give it a go, though.
I doubt it though, BB wouldnt do that.

Instead of fish guts, it will probably be stuff that dogs like playing in, mud and straw and grass, that sort of thing but the final parts of the tasks, are usually messy.

I'd repeat my American fellas opinion of Craig, but I think I'd end up banned from these pages

Yes - is she not concerned about Craig's unhealthy obsession with her son?

He should be booted out of his party forthwith...people have lost high office for lesser remarks. End of....

The other forum members have already started a whipound for your ticket!

Craig would like his own ship......Hello Sailor!!

I would guess that they have already failed the task but I suppose its all down to how BB interprates the rules as always

Talking of missing FM's.............anyone seen Mr Blonde......I was wondering if he was 'In da House' know what I mean


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WHATM: Derek, Eugene and Craig in Kitchenseating area, Craig saying we should build a battle ship thats bigger than anyone else's

I am rather inclined to agree......with Derek...

Derek says that if he had a ship he'd call it 'the Dark Destroyer' in memory of this programme.

WHATM: Science talking to himself in the garden.

UK has gone PC mad..really how pathetic and senstive are people...... if Ricky Gervais said it and he has said far far worse in his live stand ups...... everyone laughs... FM need to get a grip here....

I thought all dogs had to be to heel of their trainer! Is that a fail then?

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