Wait til he comes out and finds out that wimbledon has been and gone, i find it odd that he doesn't remember that wimbledon always takes place in june, and why isn't he talking about the test match, starts tomorrow and i can't wait, in a dilemma, watch cricket or watch derek picking at his feet and waffling to eugene, hard to call really.

Buy 2 tv's.

that's just crazy talk

I know Orlaigh and Eugene aren't allowed to talk about what happened when they were outside but surely they can say to Derek that Wimbledon has already come and gone! It must have been nearly over when they came into the house.

why spoil the fun though, it's hilarious

someone should fly over saying.

'henman won'

thatll get him talking

I loved him asking vanessa to ask them when wimbledon's started right when she was crying over leaving.,,,