"If Baggins wins he should pledge the cash to the North Tyneside Coalition of Single Mothers as he’s surely contributed to their swelling numbers."
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Maxwell would have us believe he does well with the ‘Birdz’ on package holidays. In reality, he sees less action than a panda with a headache. He thinks after BB he’ll be able to walk into any pub and pull a ‘Bird’. Yes this is true but only if the pub is in Newcastle and the ‘Bird’ is 18 stone.
Stupid ****.
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Maxwell would have us believe he does well with the ‘Birdz’ on package holidays. In reality, he sees less action than a panda with a headache. He thinks after BB he’ll be able to walk into any pub and pull a ‘Bird’. Yes this is true but only if the pub is in Newcastle and the ‘Bird’ is 18 stone.
Stupid ****.
. Mind you, they foist Marcus "My accent is as thick as Alan Shearer's mom's gravy" Bentley on us every year (although obviously he's not technically a slag).