Jonny ,Spencer ,Alex ,Kate ,Adele ,Sophie ,Jade and finally PJ.

Most attractive man.........Spencer
Most attractive woman.........Kate

Damn... I better get a good brief cos those chickens might have a case. Anything that sh!ts on Spanky has good taste.

Guys= Jonny, Alex, Spencer, (and far,far,far,far,far behind) Pj

Gals= Adele,Kate, Sopie and far,far,far,far,far behind Jade

Pj and Jade=perfect couple but f*ck ugly kids!

I love it! Totally, go chickens!

You've got to admire the witty retort of any creature that uses projectile crapping as a response to Stinky, or whatever he's called.


Jack
Craggy Island parochial House

Oh dear I just read that Jade thinks she's more attractive than Kate. She told Alex that she thought Kate had a weird nose and weird teeth, and that although she knew she wasnt the prettiest girl on the planet she was better looking than Kate. I think I have to disagree

Yes I read that earlier, and referred to it in a response on "Spencer ?!?!" forum.

But at least Jade admitted she's "not the MOST GORGEOUS girl on the planet".
That was v modest of her wasn't it?

Mind you, she doesn't say WHICH planet...

I wonder how she rates her intelligence...


Jack
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Jade thinking she's more attractive than Kate? Oh dear.

For me it's Kate, followed by Sophie.

I hope you are assuming she ever rates her intelligence at all.
If she did she would probably rate herself as Intelligent, which wouldn't surprise me

At least she'd have the good grace to concede to not being the MOST intelligent person on the planet.


Jack

Her face resembles her Planet Jack..... Planet Poppadom!!!

Looks: Girls adele, sophie kate, the hens, jade
boys, the cockerel, jonny, alex, spencer......................PJ
Intelligence: adele, alex, PJ, Sophie, the Chickens, Kate, spencer, jonny, the diary room chair, the rest of the furniture, the swimming pool, the vegetables, Jade.
Yours
Mavis B
Free the father jack one! Let him start topics.

Alex, Kate then the pasta, which looked particularly tasty.

M

Oh THANKS.
I'll never be able to eat an indian again....!

Er, takeaway that is, not person. I'll still be able to eat THEM!!!!!!!!!!!


Jack

Free Jack !
Hoorah!
My Clients are still a little concerned that they rate behind KATE in the looks dept.

But they'll let it go for now... They are more humane than the HMs, and certainly more civilised.

Jack
xxxx

Sorry chickens, mea culpa. My own chickens have just sat on my kitchen windowsill and pointed out the error of my ways. They are now on strike. Of course I now accept that all chickens are by definition more beautiful and more intelligent than anyone who is or ever has been in the BB house. At least they didn't sh#t on my trousers!
Cluck cluck
Mavis
ps the chicks inform me that they would like to audition for BB chicken coop 4.

I think the producers/selectors would be too intimidated by the difference in intelligence to take them on, sorry.

Jack
Were you as dismayed as I when Alex talked about killing the chickens? I kind of decided I didn't like Alex for even JOKING about that, if he was.

I used to keep them, and they were lovely.
(in a purely platonic way of course)

We only killed one, and that was a cockerel who was a bit mad: there's NO WAY I could have killed any of the hens (RI reds they were).

Yes that did disturb me a bit, couldn't kill mine unless they are beyond help, in which case the vet does it. Why do you not have any now? Mine are Marans and Cochins and very bossy. They crap on the doorstep if they don't get fed as soon as they want. Can just about imagine Spencer doing the same....
Mavis B

They went off to star in television...

Not sure where they ended up..

Jack

At least chickens have personalities.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

After seeing the chickens so much, I am beginning to think they don't half look good

Have to disagree about the chickens - they may be more intelligent than most of the housemates but I'm still scared s**tless of them. Those little beady eyes - they look EVIL

do you mean to eat?

M

@ elliotm

i think kate

well, she is pretty scrumptious and looks good emuff to eat.

elliottm