I feel I am being used

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plums

18-06-2002

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“Originally posted by Father Jack

Jack
cynic and cleric

I say somewhere else that it wouldn't surprise me if WE were the contestants and the HMs were watching us, or at least c4 was watching us.

xxxxxxx ”

Fr. Jack - how do you think the HM's are perceiving me ? Do you think the other night when I got drunk and a bit saucy with ***** and ********** (names censored to protect their forum reputations) that the HM's will think those 2 women are slags or that I'm a filthy old perv?

plums

18-06-2002

BTW - sorry about not attending Craggy island Mass for the last 5 years..........

Clarey

18-06-2002

That's the whole point of the show surely! It's not reality it's TV - even the live stuff is filtered by what they show us & which cameras they link to. Rating are everything & the more you can create a bit of a story line - like in a soap opera - the better audience figures you get. Having the cast improvise the lines makes it cheeper than employing scrip writers.

Father Jack

18-06-2002

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“Originally posted by Brian1709
Don;t worry about it.

The Compusory Voting Bill is a Private Members Bill. It's Second reading has already been put off at least twice. It has no chance of becoming law. ”

Let us pray...
I agree Brian, highly unlikely.
But then I was suprised, nay, ASTONISHED, that the hastily cobbled together rot that is the Dangerous Dogs Act, and the War Crimes Act got through.
So forgive me if I still touch wood...

Jack
Though of course, I was surprised by the POLL TAX as that was a supremely sensible work...

And what about RIP? Don't know where to start with that one...

Father Jack

18-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by plums
BTW - sorry about not attending Craggy island Mass for the last 5 years.......... ”

Say 2000 "hail mary's" then I might consider thinking about toying with the idea of the notion of forgiving you.

Jack
Less merciful than God.

Father Jack

18-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by plums

Fr. Jack - how do you think the HM's are perceiving me ? Do you think the other night when I got drunk and a bit saucy with ***** and ********** (names censored to protect their forum reputations) that the HM's will think those 2 women are slags or that I'm a filthy old perv?

”

Judging by some people's comments, the girls involved would be total two faced bitch slags for merely looking at you, while you'd be considered a mega-stud. Especially if you pong a bit, and don't say much. Do you pong?

Jack
odour-free

plums

18-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

Judging by some people's comments, the girls involved would be total two faced bitch slags for merely looking at you, while you'd be considered a mega-stud. Especially if you pong a bit, and don't say much. Do you pong?

Jack
odour-free ”

I have a tasteful odour supplied by a well known French parfumiers ............. probably what attracted the two females in question to me - or maybe it was their advanced state of inebriation and the close proximity of my bed !

Father Jack

18-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by plums

I have a tasteful odour supplied by a well known French parfumiers ............. probably what attracted the two females in question to me - or maybe it was their advanced state of inebriation and the close proximity of my bed ! ”

quelle parfum : Eau de bordeaux?

jacques

plums

18-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

quelle parfum : Eau de bordeaux?

jacques ”

Non monsieur - j'ai mal de mon foie et ne bois pas du vin ......
C'est jus d'orange pour moi !

Father Jack

19-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by plums

Non monsieur - j'ai mal de mon foie et ne bois pas du vin ......
C'est jus d'orange pour moi ! ”

Tu ne boit pas du vin!?! Merde!! Ca c'est incroyable!!!

Non, je rigole, c'est votre choix, et je le respect.

Moi, j'ai besoin d'alcool, parce-ce que je suis tres "triste". (et je suis tres timide, particlualement avec les filles) mais aussi j'aime l'alcool, particularment le "whiskey".

jacques
(j'ai un verre dans le nez!)

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