Alison:
After the hectic week immediately following her eviction, Alison finally has time to watch some of the footage of her time in the house. Shocked at how she comes across on TV, Alison vows that she will, from this day forward, be taken seriously. At a press conference, she promises that "the words 'larger than life' and 'bubbly' will no longer be appropriate to describe me". A new career in journalism peaks with her appearances on BBC2's "Newsnight", with Alison becoming the regular stand in presenter for Jeremy Paxman. Despite concern at an ill conceived attempt to explain PFI initiatives using 6 dozen cream cakes and a vat of chow mein, Alison's career in current affairs journalism looks set to be a great success.
Unfortunately, the strain of keeping her frivolous side under control proves too much, and her Newsnight appearances come to an end after she sings and dances in front of Jeremy Paxman and Chancellor Gordon Brown during an interview, "because it was getting boring". Brown complains that her asking him to join in the actions to Whigfield's "Saturday Night" was wholly inappropriate, as was the comment that he should "cheer up a bit, I'd be well happy if I had all that money to spend."
Jonny:
Jonny manages to survive the Big Brother experience until the last week, but being nominated for every eviction takes a terrible toll on him. Convinced that he's nominated because of being too quiet or too loud the previous week, he changes the way he behaves after each nomination. Eventually, Jonny is oscillating between his manic, "fun" persona, and a quiet, introverted persona several times a minute. After leaving the house, he wanders around his home town, alternately shouting and laughing at complete strangers, and muttering quietly to himself.
Eventually, he is spotted by a noted avant garde theatre troupe, after mistakenly wandering into their auditons thinking it was the Salvation Army Hostel. Jonny becomes a regular player in their highly accalimed productions, and is regarded as one of the leading lights of cutting edge theatre in the UK. A series of interviews (described as "difficult") cements Jonny's reputation as a tortured genius, and he passes his days in luxury, telling anyone who'll listen that he doesn't mind "gannin' on the poor side next week".
Kate:
Upon leaving the house, Kate takes over the editorship of Loaded, her instinctive grasp of what the publication's target audience wants makes her a huge success, and the magazine's circulation rises throughout the first year of her editorship. Disaster strikes at the party to celebrate her first year of editorship, however, as an unknown person shouts that "Whoever edits this must be a bit tarty". Stung by the remark, Kate initiates a succession of failed relaunches of the magazine in new, more tasteful versions ("Being Nicer: We tell you how!"), and sees circulation fall alrmingly.
Eventually removed from the "Loaded" editors position, Kate takes over as editor in chief of "Bunty", bringing a sure touch to the respected magazine for younger ladies. Despite attracting criticism for a racy edition of "The Three Marys", ('Threesome at Greyfriars') Kate's tenure here is widely considered to be a great success.
Lee:
Lee's job with the Dreamboys takes him on tour all over the country - despite dalliances with some female fans, Carmen sticks with him, convinced by Lee's assertion that the women are just "really good freinds" , and on condition that her name is tatooed on Lee after each affair is discovered. At the end of Big Brother 3. as Spencer mania sweeps the country, demand for the Dreamboys drops, as women discover that their dream man is actually a little fellow who's quite grubby, with a nascent pot belly, and minimal social graces. Determined to recapture the spotlight, Lee vows to "bulk down" and begins an intensive course of retraining, sleeping in until 3 or 4pm, drinking 8 pints of lager a night, and at least one hour's farting and belching each day.
Within months, Lee's rebranded "Nightmare Lads" are ready, and become a huge success. Lee's moment of glory is short lived, however, as a tabloid reveals his secret double life as Bernard Hargreaves, insurance assessor and married father of 3. Sadly, this is the last straw for Carmen and Lee - although Carmen accepts Lee's explanation that his wife and children are "just mates" there is no space left on Lee for another tattoo.
Lynne:
Continuing the change in her demeanour that followed the shock of being booed on her eviction night, Lynne devotes herself to good works, becoming active in charity fundraising and advocacy of good causes. Sadly, her good work is undone when one too many glasses of chablis at an official reception causes her to wonder aloud "Just why that George Bush is so bloody cocky".
Sophie & Tim:
Enjoy a brief brush with fame as the stars of a commercial for Quick Drying Paint. The minute long ad features the two former housemates sitting quietly at separate ends of the BB sofa. At the end of the ad the line "Unless watching paint dry seems more interesting" appears.
Sunita:
Is 25. She's a trainee barrister.
