It was slightly surreal earlier to observe both Spencer & PJ [from the overhead cam] lying outdoors wrapped up in blankets, doing what they do best.. as little as possible.. It was as if they are patients in a convalescent home, being wheeled out each morning by the porter to the garden, fed.. then left for a few hours to take in some fresh air before being wheeled inside again, and then to bed…. almost reminiscent of Father Ted’s Jack, with Spencer [Jack] shouting “Cock, arse.. Fek, Suck .. “ every once in a while .. and mumbling incoherently behind everyone’s backs..

Once Alex is gone come Friday I shudder to think what will happen to the housemates.. at least, being equally as mad as the rest of them .. he did provide a modicum of comedy throughout his time in the house.. and his latest observation that Jonny is looking more and more like Empoeror Ming from Flash Gorden makes perfect sense to me ..

If Alex does go,(and my posts to other threads are fearful of a BB plot to keep old teeth and sandals in) step forward Tim, Tim will take over as the nice girls protector( sorry Kate you're with the rest of the lads) and i will look forward with some relish to the chinless wonder getting the rip taken out of him by Spencer and his able sidekick PJ, Spencer will rise to the challenge that Alex clearly doesn't present ,of course that theory will blown out of the water if BB get their way

Girls, Drink, Fek off....

And Alex looks like he should be running up and down a High Street flapping his arms