Personally I'd like to tell Adele that the £70,000 is all hers IF she stops criticising other housemates and concentrates on letting her good qualities shine through (as they do most of the time).

I'd ask Jade to spell "fellatio"

I'd die laughing at her attempts.

jack

i'd spend 5 minutes playing Jade a recording of her senseless rambling, and then see how she likes it.

I'd tell Alex that Alison used his toothbrush to clean her arse before she left

Well if you survived her attempts at fellatio you could always ask her to spell cunnilingus, that would definitely send you to an early grave!

I'd ask Alex the 50 million dollar question.....is he or isn't he on the "alternative transport"

She'd probably ask me why I'm asking her to spell the name of the Irish Airline!!!


jack

You'd have a problem editing.

I wonder now whether I wouldn't tell Jonny that's he's gone too far to the opposite extreme, I preferred him when he was louder - he was much more entertaining then.

I'd ask Alex:- "Just how traumatic was your toilet training?"

Why would you actually speak to these sad wannabes - I don't mind them entertaining me on TV but that doesn't meant I would actually want to talk to them in person.

Same with a lot of entertainers really - some would be good to meet I guess - perhaps I don't know Graham Norton or Dermot whatever but the vast majority are vacuous attention seekers.

I would tell Alex that Sandy urinated in the bin.............Surely thats reason enough to vote him out , just to see his face when Davina tell him

I would ask Jade to talk about one of the following for 5minutes...

A. Current economic policy of the G8 economic nations.

B. Environmental effects of a extra solar asteroidal impact (150metres) landing in Essex.

C. The effects of alcohol on people with manic depressive disorder

I'd remind Jade that when she wins the next task she can choose to be the ONLY person in the rich side and spend the entire £400 on drink . . . . . . . now THAT would be TV to watch.

I'd ask Adele what her definition of the word 'secret' is!

I'd ask the chickens if they will be seeking damages.

Id ask Adele why she thought Alison didnt act black enough.

That still realy gets on my nerves.

Eh? Must have missed that one. Does anyone except Adele know what "acting black enough" actually is? IMO what a completely pointless comment.

Alex:- what he thought that liquid the girls found in the bin the other day was.

Adele:- does she realise that she has been sitting out in the sun too long & is now shinny - even on the still pictures

Kate:- why she sleeps with no clothes on in a room full of men (& if she has no sense of smell when it comes to her choice of mates!)

Interesting that so far nobody except myself would want to say anything to:-

Sophie
Tim
Jonny
PJ
or perhaps most interestingly of all
SPENCER!

id say alex sleep with me u sexy minx

Like it!
And remember to offer her a drink (or 2) first!!!

Jade it wont hurt that much

M

Then what would you do form the remaining 4 mins !?


jh

Alex, it will hurt that much

M

This was in week 1 we had a topic about it on here.

It realy got on my nerves Adele was talking to somebody i think it was Sunita and started to run Alison down with comments like she does not deserve to be black and she does not act black enough.