Adele, would you consider inviting Alex along with your girlfriend

M

edit - would lighten the load of his coming ejection

And still nobody wants to say anything to Spencer (or PJ, Jonny, Kate, Tim or Sophie)!

Oh go on then -

Tim - do you use Grecian 2000?

Sophie - who rained on your parade?

Jonny - what has happend to the fun guy we used to know & love?

Spencer - your good looking & intellegent - I wonder why you' re not a babe magnet in the real world where we can use all 5 senses?
(I'll let the rest of you figure that one out!)

You've got 5 minutes with one HM - what would you say?



Goodbye Spencer!

I would ask the chickens whether they preferred this year's garden or last years.

I would ask Jade to tell me EVERYTHING she knows about East Anglia (sorry but I just can not resist the opportunity).

To Jade

"Tell me EVERYthing you know, if you finish before the 5 minutes is up, you are free to leave the room."

Forget it. I'd say nothing. Just jump Alex's bones

5mins?
1 min = telling you everything she knows
2 min = having a tantrum, cos you say "eh"
2 min = crying and apologising

=5 mins

result!

Jack
forum MEMBER hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a lot I don't think.
And no, not leave the room but leave the house.

and about time too!

Sophie - these HMs are treating you very badly.Let me soothe your battered spirit - but before I do that...................

Jade - I prefer the verruca to you

Tim - stop picking your nose you public school oik

Sophie - what on earth did you see in Lee? He's 2nd only to Jade in the intelligence stakes

Alex - you have a womans body shape

PJ - You look like a young bald terry venables

Adele - Jade's been slagging you to s**t, I'd go and have it out with her if I were you

I'd tell any one of the Housemates on the poor side to organize a mass mutiny, and just wander collectively over to the rich side.

There is absolutely no way that Big Brother can afford to throw all four of them out (why hasn't this occurred to any of them by the way?).

Actually if they wait until the phone lines open up for evictions this week that would really stitch the production team up, as it seems to me that once voting has started there is no way that anybody nominated will get thrown out of the house.

I would amalgamate all the 'I hate Jade' threads and show them to her.................oh wait - I'd have to READ them to her

To Jade "You look like a pig, the public find you hateful and insufferably annoying, you'll be lucky to escape with your life if Davina can't keep you away from the booing mob come eviction night!" I spend the remaining 4 minutes 30 seconds laughing as she flies into one of those hysterical tantrums or blubs incoherently.

Masterful, my young apprentice.
There comes a time to confront those that do wrong.
Jade goody has done wrong. SHE has on camera, been a very bad nasty evil mouthed young 21yr old baby.
THere is no excuse.
SHE feels totally insecure against dear sophie, which is why she has launched a character assassination.

Well. jade, our little hoglet, you time is up. THE moon rises tonight. Blessed BE !

OK, the moon has risen, where's the fireworks? Hoglet (that was me who came up with that!) should by rights have turned into a were-pig by now.... what is she witing for????? Have you got your silver bullets ready Cal?
Mavis

Er, I think that would take somewhat longer than 5 minutes.

Perhaps you could do it at Jadespeak velocity (250 WPM)

jack

Adele - Jade nominated you

Jade - Adele nominated you


Then sit back and watch the sparks fly (Oh, and i'd add - Sophie nominated you both which is why you are both up for eveiction this week.)

What were you before? Defrocked .. unfrocked .. uninforumed?

Adele - yr not really that hard

then run very fast and let the security guards man-handle her as she tries to catch you thru the gates

M

Tim - "Why the long face?"

Alex,

what will you do with the money?

M

Does yr bum look big in this?


To kate in the shower

M