Did I hear right? When she was only on holiday. I couldn't learn it in 20+ years so I must be really thick.

Didn't hear it myself, but in Jade's world Arabic probably means basic English....

too true!

So wot my cat learned Portuguese, Spanish and Italian while I cleaned out the food bowl!!!!!

Jade the Mad Cow ---- what a disease

yep arabic, the language spoken in Glasgow, which is that part of England just below Wales, where Jonny comes from

Arabic is a level 5 language with very few others being harder to learn. (One being Russian at level 7)

What Jade meant was that she learned to say the word 'Arabic' in 3 weeks.

AWABIX IST MINGININ' INIT BLURB BLURB
THEY ALL WARE DWESSING GOWNS AND RIDE ELEPHANTS
CHIPSTICK ME THEY WERE KANGAROOS

ROTFLMAO

Lol, very good - if I was you, I'd see a doctor immediately

I am one but I'm so busy I can't get an appointment

Sorry, but does anyone actually know what a chipstick is?

Its a delicious MSG snack usually fed to small children so they die young and save their parents the cost of a university education

My my I AM cynical tonight fellow BBers

Jade completed a jigsaw in three months and was really pleased with herself as it said 1-2 years on the box.

It's an oldie but a Goody....

<groan> even bad by my standards lol!

Jade's been watching the teletubbies again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a good language programme if ever i saw one!

Reminded me of that Baby thing Harry Enfield used to do

it's the fing you pull out of a car to check the oil

I fort it was that fing what sculpers use to make statchews.

Shame she hasn't learned English yet

(jade)I trhort it were like Mexican or summit!!!

(Alex) Jade do you know what the horizon is?
(Jade) Oh eh urg like a sunset or summit

Call me a great big softy, but I actually enjoy the relationship & interactions between Alex and Jade; he seem to genuinely CARE about her (something in v short supply in the house) and she does look up to him (a parent-child type relationship). But it's really quite sweet.

I reckon Alex would make a good Dad, or teacher...until the child made a mess that is...


Jack

God forbid the kiddie would wee or pooh its nappies ... Alex would give a stern lecture on cleanliness .. which is next as we all know to godliness

That's Jades strategy tho - play the lil kid so no-one hurts her.. cutey lil Princess. Whereas in fact she is an ignorant, loud, opinionated horror

Sorry, mustget...etc, but I really don't believe Jade has a (concious) "strategy": I really think that we are seeing the REAL Jade.

Jack

Yes I agree with you. I think it IS the real her. I used the word strategy very loosley. I think thats her life strategy not her BB strategy.. its how she survives

I think this is why Adele and Alex seem to get on so well with her - she comes across as so dim I don't think she could deceive anyone if she tried!