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MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by mavis b sausage
Where abouts??? Anywhere near Barrow-in-Furness??

Na, lower slopes of Ben Nevis akchrlee.
Mave ”

Is that cos you get vertigo????
I once had a spell at Fort William but it didnt work

chuff

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by plums

I'll f**kin deck the lot of yer !! Come on , bring it on !!! ”

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm not minging, mustget sed you pished in her bed.

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
Youre only jealous cos I'm gorgeous not like that Kate slag ”

Yes, but I don't fancy you. And you're a whore.
But I'll take you on holiday with me.
Even though I don't fancy you.

Did I mention that I don't fancy you?
Now, lets go to bed. I'm a bit wiffy but that's ok right?

jh

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

Yes, but I don't fancy you. And you're a whore.
But I'll take you on holiday with me.
Even though I don't fancy you.

Did I mention that I don't fancy you?
Now, lets go to bed. I'm a bit wiffy but that's ok right?

jh ”

Lets all go to bed... you and me and PLums and Chuff and Mavis... but I wanna sleep beside Mavis cos you snore

mavis b sausage

22-06-2002

Don't care wotcha say I'm prettier and finner than all you slags and my teef aren't f#cked either. SO THERE
MBS

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
Lets all go to bed... you and me and PLums and Chuff and Mavis... but I wanna sleep beside Mavis cos you snore ”

Well at least they'll be plenty of room , what with mavis being so skinny an all.
Thats what Plums said to me the other day anyway.

jh

girlie

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

Actually, while girlie's out the room; I heard that she was going nominate you two (plums and MGOM) for a ban from the forums...

jack ”

RIGHT , that's a definate strike for you. You must not discuss nominations.

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by mavis b sausage
Don't care wotcha say I'm prettier and finner than all you slags and my teef aren't f#cked either. SO THERE
MBS ”

Betcha U aint got three spare tyres???

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by mavis b sausage
Don't care wotcha say I'm prettier and finner than all you slags and my teef aren't f#cked either. SO THERE
MBS ”

Well musget said that without your makeup on , you're a right dog.
Though I disagreed of course

jh

Psst., Mustget: I agree, mate.

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Sorry folks the pagers gone off so gotta go. Thanks for the crack. Don't go slaggin me orf when I'm not here cois if you do I'll need CUDDLING!!!!!!!!!

nite nite
MGOM

mavis b sausage

22-06-2002

Na, just the one...
M

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by girlie

RIGHT , that's a definate strike for you. You must not discuss nominations. ”

I WASN'T discussing noms, I was, er, talking about the weather.
And can I have my balls back?

girlie

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

I WASN'T discussing noms, I was, er, talking about the weather.
And can I have my balls back? ”

No you can't REMEMBER BB is always watching

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by girlie

No you can't REMEMBER BB is always watching ”

Huh! Well i'm going to go and sit in the living room all night on my own.
goodnight

j
x

chuff

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by girlie

No you can't REMEMBER BB is always watching ”

u gonna giv im a badge then

girlie

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

Huh! Well i'm going to go and sit in the living room all night on my own.
goodnight

j
x ”

Don't go staring at those nice cameramen they may get a complex
night night I'm going to bed!

ploppycheez

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

I'd give her one.

Jack
drunk but girls of course don't think that being drunk would make a man shag a woman and then claim to not fancy her when he'd sobered up...

how sweet! ”

i thougt u liked 18year olds

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by ploppycheez

i thougt u liked 18year olds ”

I'm not fussy.

Jack

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

I'm not fussy.

Jack
”

You'd 'do' Jade then Jack?????

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
You'd 'do' Jade then Jack????? ”

Given the amount of alcohol in the house, I'd probably do JOHNNY as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jack

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
You'd 'do' Jade then Jack????? ”

And PJ isn't stupid: he knew how to shut her up....

(allegedly)
jack

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by Father Jack

And PJ isn't stupid: he knew how to shut her up....

(allegedly)
jack ”

Dont talk with yer mouth full Bubba

epicurus

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
Never mind those fem HM's. Isn't that Davina one GORGEOUS sexy cynical woman......... ”

Davina McCall is a mediocre light entertainment TV presenter. She has no real talent, no personality and no spontaneity. In fact, she would be a typical Big Brother contestant.

MustGetOutMore

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by epicurus

Davina McCall is a mediocre light entertainment TV presenter. She has no real talent, no personality and no spontaneity. In fact, she would be a typical Big Brother contestant. ”

Yeah but I bet she's great in bed

Father Jack

22-06-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore

Yeah but I bet she's great in bed ”

Not that they'd broadcast it :'(

jack
hates censorship.

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