As Adele once said "I'll f*cking deck her"!

googoo eskimo wah wah gimme a dummy

lol ohhhhhhhhh my goooooooooddddddddd

cant believe it either, she is freaking me outtttttttttttttt

It seems to amuse the other housemates though. If I were in there id nominate her just for that voice alone. Its incredibly irritating!

and me ... isnt it great

Oh god... please deliver us from Jade after next Friday. We have already had to endure so much. We have tried to be patient and understanding, but we are only human after all. Have you sent us this punishment for a reason? I think we have suffered enough, especially considering we are out of the World Cup and you helped Brazil score that goal just before half time. So please can you balance things out a bit and do something nice for England? Thanks so much. Amen.

Oh, and bless Father Jack. Amen.

it disturbs me too, i feel like i'm watching some horror movie when she does it, in any moment a nasty bullfrog face with fangs will leap forth from her baby mouth, taking hold of another victim, implanting it with 'see no evil' venom...hmmm

Ms

PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALEX CHOOSE JADE.was is a mistake. or was it a very clever move. Was it keep your emenys closer.

Mazzy
God knows why but I think you're really lovely. Maybe it's because you seem to be as pissed as often as I am. Who knows. And your typing's shit.

As for picking Jade, I can only assume it was for "noble" reasons. He didn't pick her until he only had her or Kate to choose, which tells me that he wasn't that keen to make decision either way (though I might be wrong- that would be unusual) so he was waiting for Jonny to pick her. He then had to choose between her and Kate. He probably figured that Kate would hate him (and nom him for evic.n) anyway, so he thought he might as well pick jade and guarantee an ally.

But then I could be totally wrong.

jack
not often wrong.
And Jah role I'm sure there are LOADS of spelling mistakes in the above, please dont tell me about them, I dont give a shit.

Ahhhhh, you have such a lovely way with words, Father Jack.

What I don't get is why "sausage roll" or whatever clever clogs has called himself, suddenly decides to pick on ME. Loads of people make mistakes. Or is that the ONE THING he knew in the WHOLE WORLD: that the verb is pronounce, while the noun is PRONUNCIATION. What a clever boy !!!

If he wants to get into an English lesson/debate he's messing with the wrong Cleric!

Jack

think it might be cos she's a ****

Oh right. I knew there had to be a reason.

Jack

do you know "Ja rule", or WHATever? Is it a girl?

AMEN to that!

ps and if she uses that voice just once more between now and Deliverance Friday , please smite her down with the minging pox.

Mornin' All,
I'm sorry but I greatly fear that deliverance Friday is NOT going to happen. Depressing thought but she still seems to be fooling the majority of HMs with her repulsive antics. My husband (bless his optimism) is still convinced that most of them detest her and just pretend to like her. Much as I would like to believe this I' afraid I can't..
Yours pessimistically (spelling?)
Mavis

I'm sure that the shrinks will tell us later the reason Jade slips into her stupid baby voice.

I wager it's something to do with her distancing herself from what she is saying.

She also uses it when talking to certain housemates, I took it to mean she'd rather not be having a civil conversation with them at all.

because he's a weak man who goes all gooey the minute a woman pays attention to him (as in the diary room last week). The only thing is Jade isn't a woman, she's a horrible freak of nature

Exactly mazzy... at least he can bet on a nil vote from Jade in the nominations - Kate and Alex are too far apart now. We know Jade will vote Sophie one, but who the other? Tim? Kate?