I know I shouldn't encourage violence and people to revel in their dark side, but what the hell

What would you like to do to each of the housemates?

(plausible suggestions, nothing too ridiculous like skinning alive etc)

I'd like to squirt tomato suace all over Jade

that's almost sexual - is it meant to be?

Anyone know why she has that phobia re: ketchup?

Probably because the ketchup bottle is more intelligent and better looking

I bow at the feet of the master.
Mavis

I'd pull Adele's pants up - there's so much knickerage showing she must have her kecks pulled right up her ass, looks uncomfortable to me

I'd like to erect a huge screen in the BB lounge and play a looped film of all Jade's secret bitching seshes to the other HM's

Is it me or does Adele walk as though she has plopped her pants?

According to Number 1 daughter (17) this is the fashion, to have your knickers on display.
Will try this when I go in to work tomorrow, methinks. I didn't read in our latest Uniform Wearing Protocol (no piercings other than ears (once in each only), no dyed hair, no trainers, no...well you get the idea) that you couldn't have your thongs up your arse, showing over your trousers.

let a tiger through the front door and whoever survives wins lol

Yeah, fashion, I heard of that before.......still looks uncomfortable! I prefer to snuggle up in a pair of gigantic belly warmers - comfortable and practical

And, yes Adele DOES walk like a docker - its coz her knickers are pulled so far up her ass she's crippled by them

Ouch!!

LOL!!

That'll be the poor side then. Unless the tiger can pick the lock on the door between the bars

What I wouldn't do to Spencer!!! Can't wait for BBLB.

I'd like to give Jonny a big hug, he looks so cuddly.

It's unattractive, I wouldn't like my girlfriend to walk like she had a permanent dead-leg

mind you I wouldnt want to see the colour of her nick nacks after they'd been rammed up her crack

I'd like to punch Adele in the face - both of the them!

I dislike the way that Pj seems to treat women as sex objects so

I would like to tie PJ to a chair, do a seductive dance for him and then walk out leaving him even more horny than he is just now .

BB could turn the amps right up so that when adele starts bitching it comes thru the speakers.

Also I'd like to see the diary room sound piped round the house on eviction day

lol

you remind me of my sister with comments like that