What careers would best suit the housemates on leaving BB, and confronted with the realisation that they are mere Z-list celebrities. What can they do with the 'talent'/personality type they have???

1. ADELE- Hairdresser- this is from the place i go to, where all they do is gossip all day, while taking an age to work on my blooody hair. (Girls, you must know this one)

2. SPENCER- Mannequin

3. ALISON- something in comedy- the kind of crap shows where everyone gets booed off (cuz she aint funny!)

4. JADE- Research science

5. LEE- Can carry on with the stripping- I wouldn't mind looking at his (very) fit self 24/7

Hmm. Yes, lets put her in charge of the current task to chart all the asteriods in the sky.

Jade ' Ask roy wat ?

sophie-mystic megs replacement
jonny -new voice over for bb we wouldnt notice the difference
alex -agony uncle
kate -lara croft
tim -politician
pj -dirty mechanic
jade -receptionist on customer care (not)
adele -gladiator

so true. esp. pj