Bring me your prayer offerings for eviction announcements.


Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
When eviction day come, comeuppance be done
In Big Brother, as it is in life
Give us this day, our revenge on Jade
For being mean to Sophie, as she forgives those who plot against her
Lead her out into a vicious crowd
And deliver us from evil
For hers is the sin of a rotten mind
Now, and forever
Amen


(christians please note, this is intended as a light-hearted joke, and not as a dig at you. I don't want to offend anyone if I can help it)

Superb

The Lord is a vengeful Lord, and I'm sure He's as PISSED off as anyone (He has E4 of course)
I know that Baby Jesus wants to kick her teeth in!!!

Jack

You b*stard! :'(

PTBL ..... well done

explains a lot about the world today if he has to put up with their poor excuse for an interactive service, maybe in his omnipotence he could get the BBC/Wimbledon/Interactive team to go and work for E4

and paraphrasing Peeeee Jay, who can't speak for himself

For giving lousy BJ's