Did you know a man walked up to Jade, and told her she 'has the most beautiful face he had ever seen?'

Ahem, cough, splutter etc....this is the lie shes spinning the HMs at the moment!!!

Well there are weird people walking around the streets of London.... Actually no scratch that thought, she's lying.

Oh purlease!!! I take it he was accompanied by a labrador dog and was carrying a white stick

More like 'a man staggered up to Jade' Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder))

Wasn't Kermit, was it?

Bet he had one hell of a hangover when he sobered up

and then asked her if she could spare him some change ................

to phone the Pentagon because half of London was populated by aliens that had landed from Alpha Centaurii?????

Didnt she also say tonight that her mum is an architect. The girls deluded!

You guys are the worst!
It could be that this guy had never seen a face before, in which case his statement would be perfectly true.

Why don't you all get off Jades back!!!

But if that were the case Deaddog, hers would also have been the UGLIEST face he'd ever seen!