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“Originally posted by elliottm
got confused a bit here - do you mean smoke her as in:
blow her away
or
smokey bacon
elliottm 
can't say thoughts of what smoking shit means because of the T&C
”
i'm thinking blow her away - heard a rumour that the association of pig farmers and the MAFF have taking out a hit on her.
they were really surprised to see her on bb.
they can't afford to have an example of the genetic mutation consequences of the over use of steroids in farming.
environmental groups are hoping to recruit her, upon eviction, as an exhibit to use in their war for organic farming.
jade won't last that long the assasination contract was secretly relayed to adele in th DR and she's going to spike jades drink (this is a sure winner although food would have been just as good.
absurd - remember the lone gun man theory.
Deerd
prob too much lagavulin