Call the fire brigade! There's an emergency in the Jade's-pants area!
Jade's little exaggerations are spiralling out of control....
Let's put together a list of our favourite bare-faced lies:

I'll start with no.1 "My Mum's an architect". Jade love, we've all seen your Mum and can tell exactly what she is.

Thought I saw her tracing her veins on BBLB. Probably 'draws'
the dole too.. Architect? fat chance. Junkie? deffo..

no. 2 Jade has negotiated a share of profits as part of her benefits package at the dental surgery (maybe she is a sleeping partner??) and takes home £2,000 a month.
No way Jose!

Jade won't have a job when she gets back, who'd want to have a dental surgery associated with her.

On Jade's application form for Bb she ticked the box marked female. Yea right we believe you

No.3) When chatting to Alex about his modelling career she claimed that she herself had been 'spotted' by an agency whilst shopping in London. Hmmm.

Is she for real or what? She was saying last night that men stop her in the street saying how good looking she is.

Jade told Sandy that she did show jumping when asked by Sandy " did you really and how many hands was the horse " she replied " im not stupid horses dont have hands " she also told the HMs that she had been to dancing school and gained gold medals in old time dancing when remided of this at the dancing task last night by PJ she replied yes but we didnt do the waltz + foxtrot , she also told PJ her "moms house had a bathroom like the one in the BB house hmmmm did any of you see the pictures of her "moms flat " on BBLB yes Jade it looks just like the BB bathroom (NOT )

This girl must walk round with a Virtual Reality Headset on.

She meant the bathroom on the poor side!

Yeah, she probably was spotted by a modelling agency...

...and then they ran as far away as they could

~Tangy

she once said sheconsiders herself attractive....

mind you she did learn arabic in 3 weeks

last night she was saying how loadsa men come up to her and tell her she is beautiful (as if men do that anyway, even if people are!). She said one bloke on the underground kept insisting that she had the most beautiful face (or it could have been eyes, cant remember precisely) that he had ever seen. um.......ok Jade

Yeah I saw that, I had to change my pants cos I wet myself with laughter.

I could believe it actually that people come up to her & say how beautiful she is. There are some very sick man who fancy a bit of pig & poke.

maybe some drunk man mistook her for a kebab

Maybe they think such an ugly bird will be up for it if they throw any sort of compliment at her. More likely she's just deluded though, probably blanked the "compared to a particularly ugly pig" bit at the end.

The agency responsable for the zurich bank adverts - you know, the one with the flying pigs

She was just this minute going on about how she has lovely skin, yes well i used to sell leather and suede and yes it's good enough for pig skin suede.

Sorry but I did not want to start a thread about this.

Did you see the Sun, Wednesday ( page 17 )
Fantastic ad placement I think ...................

Apologies if this has already been posted elsewhere.

she is a size 10-12 and weighs 10stone!

No I don't buy the Sun

What was the ad about? Plz Plz

~Tangy