Hi. I typed this somewhere else on the web, but I thought it was worth sharing with you too. This is my long rant about why Jade is... well... you know what she is. Here goes.
Jade is the most vile, ignorant, retarded, unpleasant, vicious ugly little bitch I have seen on TV for a good long while.
During the first two weeks I thought she was this year's Helen -- the same cuteness and dumbness. But it has now become clear that she is a nasty vicious little troll. Her first problem is her stupidity. I know not everybody is born with the same intelligence and not everyone is as fortunate in the education system, but it infuriates me how Jade ENJOYS being thick. She has clearly decided that rather than growing up and earning respect, she will remain an idiot-child and get sympathy. She enjoys the attention of being thick. Notice that in her conversation with Spencer about Cambridge, she enjoyed how amused Spencer was at her stupidity, so she said more dumb crap for his entertainment. She did the same when saying Mother Theresa was Sherlock Holmes's mum -- she liked the attention it received, so she made up more crap about Inspector Morse and "Mr Heinstein". She's not only an idiot -- she ENJOYS being an idiot for the attention it gets her.
Similarly, she has obviously spent her life knowing she will get sympathy and protection for being a baby. It is the weak option, knowing she never has to grow up. Witness how she puts on a "baby voice" whenever she gets in trouble. She gets called to the diary room to be disciplined for passing things through the bars, and she puts on her baby voice, so Big Brother feels to guilty to give her a strike for it.
Jade is very two-faced. But does she know it, or is she too thick to know it? Does she just FORGET on a day-by-day basis what she thinks of people? On a Saturday night someone yelled "Kate is a slag" over the wall, and Jade spent over an hour reassuring Kate that nobody thinks she's a slag, nobody has any reason to think she's a slag, etc. What does Jade do the next day? Calls Kate a slag behind her back. During the same Saturday conversation she spent hours telling Kate that she's very attractive... "You've got a great body and a great face, people outside are just jealous of our looks". What does she say behind Kate's back the next day? "I'm more attractive than Kate. She's got a weird nose and wonky teeth, Kate's nothing really". She has also said Sophie looks like "a dog's dinner". Apart from the laughably incorrect belief that she's more attractive than Kate or Sophie, it is also vicious and two-faced.
Pigface's next crime is to lie and make up stuff. Again, I don't know if she does it on purpose or if she really is just too thick to remember what dofferent people have said. The biggest example was the verruca issue. She gets a verruca and is so drunk that it upsets her far more than any reasonable person would get upset. She joins the group and says, "Am I minging?" (such a loaded statement...). The group think it's quite funny how much she's overreacting, but they sympathise with her verrucas and offer advice. She goes off into the bedroom and tells Alex, "They all said I was minging, Adele said 'Uuuurghhh, you have to wear flip-flops in the shower'". When Adele heard this stupid drunken lie she was justifiably enraged. It's just a shame she didn't carry out her threat to hit Jade, and rearrange her face into a more pleasing shape.
But the WORST thing by far is the bullying of Sophie. To point out Sophie's irritating features once or twice is acceptable. Sophie does indeed say "mate" too often and talks rather snobbishly about Ibiza. But once Jade realised that she had an audience when slagging off Sophie, and that her piss-takes entertained others, she decided to keep doing it. Then doing it loudly enough for Sophie to hear. This is the point when it becomes "bullying". Is it really logical to hurt Sophie so much over so little? Jade's reason today: "Her name irritates me, her face irritates me"... good to see reasonable logic there, Pigface.
So. Um. There we go. Jade Goody is a girl with a bad education and bad parents, who is coasting through life on the cute charm of her stupidity, with a mistaken belief that she is far less ugly than she obviously is. And I sometimes question whether she is mentally stable, and whether the psychological tests were thorough enough.
Jade is the most vile, ignorant, retarded, unpleasant, vicious ugly little bitch I have seen on TV for a good long while.
During the first two weeks I thought she was this year's Helen -- the same cuteness and dumbness. But it has now become clear that she is a nasty vicious little troll. Her first problem is her stupidity. I know not everybody is born with the same intelligence and not everyone is as fortunate in the education system, but it infuriates me how Jade ENJOYS being thick. She has clearly decided that rather than growing up and earning respect, she will remain an idiot-child and get sympathy. She enjoys the attention of being thick. Notice that in her conversation with Spencer about Cambridge, she enjoyed how amused Spencer was at her stupidity, so she said more dumb crap for his entertainment. She did the same when saying Mother Theresa was Sherlock Holmes's mum -- she liked the attention it received, so she made up more crap about Inspector Morse and "Mr Heinstein". She's not only an idiot -- she ENJOYS being an idiot for the attention it gets her.
Similarly, she has obviously spent her life knowing she will get sympathy and protection for being a baby. It is the weak option, knowing she never has to grow up. Witness how she puts on a "baby voice" whenever she gets in trouble. She gets called to the diary room to be disciplined for passing things through the bars, and she puts on her baby voice, so Big Brother feels to guilty to give her a strike for it.
Jade is very two-faced. But does she know it, or is she too thick to know it? Does she just FORGET on a day-by-day basis what she thinks of people? On a Saturday night someone yelled "Kate is a slag" over the wall, and Jade spent over an hour reassuring Kate that nobody thinks she's a slag, nobody has any reason to think she's a slag, etc. What does Jade do the next day? Calls Kate a slag behind her back. During the same Saturday conversation she spent hours telling Kate that she's very attractive... "You've got a great body and a great face, people outside are just jealous of our looks". What does she say behind Kate's back the next day? "I'm more attractive than Kate. She's got a weird nose and wonky teeth, Kate's nothing really". She has also said Sophie looks like "a dog's dinner". Apart from the laughably incorrect belief that she's more attractive than Kate or Sophie, it is also vicious and two-faced.
Pigface's next crime is to lie and make up stuff. Again, I don't know if she does it on purpose or if she really is just too thick to remember what dofferent people have said. The biggest example was the verruca issue. She gets a verruca and is so drunk that it upsets her far more than any reasonable person would get upset. She joins the group and says, "Am I minging?" (such a loaded statement...). The group think it's quite funny how much she's overreacting, but they sympathise with her verrucas and offer advice. She goes off into the bedroom and tells Alex, "They all said I was minging, Adele said 'Uuuurghhh, you have to wear flip-flops in the shower'". When Adele heard this stupid drunken lie she was justifiably enraged. It's just a shame she didn't carry out her threat to hit Jade, and rearrange her face into a more pleasing shape.
But the WORST thing by far is the bullying of Sophie. To point out Sophie's irritating features once or twice is acceptable. Sophie does indeed say "mate" too often and talks rather snobbishly about Ibiza. But once Jade realised that she had an audience when slagging off Sophie, and that her piss-takes entertained others, she decided to keep doing it. Then doing it loudly enough for Sophie to hear. This is the point when it becomes "bullying". Is it really logical to hurt Sophie so much over so little? Jade's reason today: "Her name irritates me, her face irritates me"... good to see reasonable logic there, Pigface.
So. Um. There we go. Jade Goody is a girl with a bad education and bad parents, who is coasting through life on the cute charm of her stupidity, with a mistaken belief that she is far less ugly than she obviously is. And I sometimes question whether she is mentally stable, and whether the psychological tests were thorough enough.
