Just read this on the fromt page

9.57 Jonny says that he would have sex with a bloke for a million; Alex says that it might be worth the humiliation, but he is non-committal when Jade asks him if he would. Alex says he wouldn't cut his leg off or anything else painful for a million, and Jade is asked if she'll pose in the Sunday Sport for a million; 'yes', she says enthusiastically, but Kate says she wouldn't show all in that paper for the amount.

There's photos of her in the sport doing the rounds already, where's her million?

LOL I was thinking the exact same thing .. no wonder she took a micro second to answer ,

Wasn't that FARMER'S WEEKLY!!!!!

the 'news of the world' and the 'sunday sport' recognising the growing market for animal soft-porn have collaborated to buy majority shares in 'farmers weekly'.

sam fox has been employed as their spokesperson and intends to use as many piggy (she has a vested interest after all) models possible. offers were relayed to jade in the DR on week one. she accepted, but only on the condition that they gave a contract to alex also as he is a model and full of BULL.

adele has yet to receive an offer because it is suspected that the jehova's witnesses will be using her as their depiction of satan in a new campaign warning about the dangers of trusting anyone called 'adele'.

tim has recieved a number of offers to star as anything requiring a model with ginger chest hair. he has yet to accept cos it has yet to grow back.

as the offers from the media continue to flood in bb is keen to introduce tasks that widen the HMs artistic appeal - BUT HOWEVER THEY FORGOT THAT 'COME DANCING' STOPPED BEING TELEVISED IN THE STONE-AGE! big boob. oh no does this also mean a comeback for bulls eye?

the chair painting task and musical chairs suggest at least one HM may become a blue peter presenter. i'm betting kate but sophie is an outside chance.

pj will be rumpole in a revival of th eseries of that name. but instead of swilling claret rumpole will now drink lager, belch and watch football. pj was most disappointed not to be offered kavanaugh qc but the thaw estate objected.

jonny will join the comedy circuit with bernard manning but be more pc (wouldn't be hard)

and sophie has been offered the role of modelling for the new test-card they got rid of that years ago and noone will see it but at least she can just sit there.

the money being offered for these various future endevours varies fron 50p to £1.50 with a nude piggy jade getting the best deal.

i know all this to be true cos it was in the 'news of the world' honest!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. ian hislop's private eye tried to get in on the act but they wer sued (yet again) by bb before they could make and offer to change the 'judge deeds' column into the 'judge pjd' column.

Deerd
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