no not alex's younger brother - apparently he's Brad Pitt (sic).
he's taking a break from jen as he's fed up of her 'friends'. he thought he'd try for a flat share himself. there was nothing available above a coffee shop in manhatten so he was stuck with elstree.
he's going to spend his time trying to find the 'one like chandler' the 'one like ross' etc. he's already heard about the 'one with the wart' episode, 'the one with the escape' episode but remains confused as to why the monkey (jade) is still there as he thought the monkey was put in the zoo three seasons ago.
he thought 'welcome to our house' did not compare well with 'i'll be there for you' and figures that's probably just a strange british musical tradition.
he's now begining to look forward to a return to hollywood as the bb 'come dancing' scared him!!!
he finds all the bitching in the house distasteful as his laid back californian ideals don't agree with this kind of behaviour. also he has a sneaking suspicion that jade may begin to think that she looks like gywneth paltrow and jen just wouldn't be happy.
as brad pitt leaves the house will the real alex stand up!!! 'i look like brad pitt', yeah right, and julia roberts is soooooo worried about the competition from jade (or should that be tim - he's the ginger one after all).
alex get a grip - even shaved you're a third rate model on bb to try and revive a flagging (almost extinct) career.
Deerd
and i'm the spit of angelina jolie (honest!!!)