We all have a go at the lame tasks, if you can call them tasks, but given the chance what would you have them do????

Personally, I loved the dancing to music task set last year as it disrupted the sleeping patterns of the group and highlighted a few true character flaws when they were tired. Plus it provided a few good laughs. Giving them a crying baby in BB1 also deprived them of their sleep giving the same effect.

I dont expect them to repeat old ideas, but a task breaking their norman routine would be very interesting.

What do you think?

Last year they had to train a dog to do tricks. This year lets have them train a chicken to do the same tricks - if they succeed the divide comes down !!

Plums mate... you NEVER disappoint

<rolls under the sofa>
MGOM

I'd get the idle layabouts to do my ironing. I can't do it AND watch BB AND write all this nonsense, so it's THEIR fault I wear crumpled shirts to work.

They OWE ME!

Jack

Maybe the divide should stay up until they can persuade one of the chickens to hatch an egg! Surprised that they haven't already got a little chicken, it would have made a new playmate for them!!!

I'd start easy of course (for the slower members) in week one, they'd do my socks, then my boxers, etc


Jack

Get onto epicurus, he's a dab hand at that.

You iron your dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**** me the things they do on Craggy Island hic hic

Good God no!
That's what Mrs Doyles are for.

Jack
knows people who actually DO iron their "smalls"
(no offence to anyone who does, though I have one word for you: WHY?)

At what? Ironing?

Jack

No - the selective smoothing of garments through the application of heat and steam

yeah he was boasting about it, as he was posting about the love of his life.(kate)

aaaaaaaaaaaaw so cute LOL

Oohh. I see.

Jack
trying to imagine the thread that would lead to those revelations...

The thread is called "Fantasies experienced while your head is stuck up your own @rse

replace chicken with pig

On that faunal note: goodnight all.

jack

or just nick some tasks from other countries, USA for example had

The Dirty Dozen. An inflatable pool in the backyard is filled with mud. 24 keys are mixed into the mess. 12 have a Housemates name on it. Starting with one housemate, the Housemates have to find the 12 keys with their names on them. When a name key is found, that person can help with the search. When all 12 keys are found, the Housemates have to get back to their starting point. If they accomplish their mission in under 6 minutes, the task is passed. adjusting the numbers of course.

The Great Escape. Part One has the Housemates make their likenesses out of dolls provided by Big Brother. For Part Two, they are given balloons, string and helium tanks to fasten to baskets containing their dolls. The first baskets that escape the compound are the winners

or how about a mechanical bull riding endurance contest, with those staying on the longest winning

Would so like to see jade and co trying that one

Just shows what are the producers doing this year.
Killing bb very slowly but surely :'( :'( :'(

Heres an interesting idea... along the lines of the great escape.... they are given helium balloons.. they attach little cards to them. They let the balloons go... the first one to be found my a member of the public outside a certain mile radius wins and they get £200 budget to spend or something along those lines.

Plus they get to meet the person who found their balloon upon leaving the house. The person who finds the balloon also gets a prize from big brother.

Good idea... just so long as its not the balloon beloning to the Pig, snotface Tim or Jonny... cos hes REALLY REALLY playing up to the cameras now!!

PS: Last year, i could have sworn they didnt have as much booze... am i imagining it???

Thanks

Yeah... and am I going crazy but wasn't one of the more intellectual tasks last year seeing how many hard boiled eggs you could eat in three minutes?

I'd like to see:

Lie Detector Tests, Naked Twister, and...
Russian Roulette!

Could,nt agree with you more ,i had suggested to BB that they should have two egg timers that have to run concurrently with each other and if the sand runs out they have failed.There should be at least 2 HM on shift and they have to keep it up for 24 hours .What are your thoughts on this ?

LOL they do need a new task master maybe you could volunteer