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The Unofficial BB Fantasy Thread
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MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
Ok simple one here.... no debate ... no whinging... no flaming or sniping... just.. .. a GOOD Yarn.

Please don't post with quotes

Please don't write millions of words

Carry the story onwards logically .. but humourously

and let your fantasies roam large

You ready.................................

OK Here goes.............
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
Big Brother calls Kate into the diary room.

'hello Big Brother' says the affable cheeky courageous Kate

"Hello Kate" says the guy sitting up on the production desk
<thinks> Gos she's drop dead gorgeous
"Kate I want you to do something special for me
I want you to ...............................................
epicurus
30-06-2002
Kate, I want you to grow up you gormless halfwit.
***Angel***
30-06-2002
.........get out of the camera view so that we can see the fun going on in the background
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
Doesn't quite carry the story forward methinks.....

"Hello Kate" says the guy sitting up on the production desk
<thinks> Gos she's drop dead gorgeous
"Kate I want you to do something special for me
I want you to ...............................................
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
CHILDREN... no milk for you at playtime if you persist in being children
***Angel***
30-06-2002
I don't understand is this story only to be added to if you Love Kate
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by The_Real_Angel
I don't understand is this story only to be added to if you Love Kate ”

Unfortunately Epicurus rather ruined the start of the story. Its simple... its a STORY .. on other forums these can run and run and be really good fun... sadly on here.. maybe that's not possible.

Its about BB - anything you like..love or hate Kate or Tim or whoever is not relevant.

<thinks> why is this so difficult??

Shall we start again


Once upon a time there was a studio lot in Elstree that was pretty vacant. Someone had the idea that.................
Toekiller
30-06-2002
putting together 12 strangers in a house for 10 weeks and filming them, would be a good idea.....
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
They trawled the country for the most intelligent and vivacious contestants and sent them into the 'house'. It worked fine until..........
drama_girly
30-06-2002
Jade opened her mouth. She didnt seem to speak the same language as the rest of the housemates. They couldnt understand her constant gabbling, so...
Lucytash
30-06-2002
.................they were set their first task.
Lucytash
30-06-2002
which was to master the basics of a foreign language.
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
This involved talking for 60 seconds without using the words: ****, @arse, gurs, mate, Lee, minging, cool or yeah.

Jonny went first.............
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
epicurus
30-06-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
Big Brother calls Kate into the diary room.

'hello Big Brother' says the affable cheeky courageous Kate

"Hello Kate" says the guy sitting up on the production desk
<thinks> Gos she's drop dead gorgeous
"Kate I want you to do something special for me
I want you to ...............................................
”

and then Chichikov bought a troika and sped across the steppes in search of more dead souls.
MustGetOutMore
30-06-2002
PR@ ALERT!!!!!!
kevraff
30-06-2002
Tim has an booze problem which started at Eton. On Tuesday he is nominated and that evening finds him pissed out of his mind alone in a pool of vomit on the floor of the rich house. We and the other HMs can only watch in horror as he lies in a pool of his own vomit or leaning on the bars murmuring something about "ginger bollocks".Friday night's eviction finds him delerious, unwashed and very smelly as he is carried from the house by two minders clutching his James Bond suitcase ....
The Tired One
30-06-2002
...upon Tim being carried out (apperently having drunk his hair dye that was not so masterfully concealed in the bottles of cider), Sandy returns to the house, SAS style , climbing over the roof and.............
pistachio
30-06-2002
As he is carried out the house, he comes round and sees that everyone outsied is sporting a curly ginger wig.
He shouts 'everyone knows my terrible secret, i am going to...
snowfire
30-06-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by MustGetOutMore
This involved talking for 60 seconds without using the words: ****, @arse, gurs, mate, Lee, minging, cool or yeah.

Jonny went first.............
”

erm.... said Johnny erm....

ah **** it - i'm used to the poor side anyway - Im king of the castle over there man **** **** feck

Johnny waddled over to the poorside wearing 15 pairs of jeans and twenty t shirts as his little satchel was full of tabs

Alex stepped forward .....

It was his turn ........
pistachio
30-06-2002
damn, someone got there b4 me!
I meant to say side, not sied
snowfire
30-06-2002
oops - too slow - sorry
LauraBelle
30-06-2002
Meanwhile, in the BB viewing studio the producer shakes his head in despair as his assistant tells him
"even the DS threads on BB3 are falling apart" !!
We need to turn this thing on its head but how?

Dun Dun Duuuuuuuunnnnnn!
The Tired One
30-06-2002
AD BREAK!
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