good to laught *at* though...

Helen trying to master the pogo stick

Anyone remember this:
"We are one with the goddess/ and to her we will return like a drop of rain".

Being a totally sad git i may be able to help you out here!

Dean Brian and Paul were standing on the table when Brian starts to shout out in a pitiful little voice
"Hellooo??? Is there anybody out there?? We're being held against our will .... honestly!! It looks like TV but it's not! They make us smile for bread and water! We're all actors! My name's not even Brian ... its Simon .... Simon O'Docherty!!!"

Classic! The boy is a genius! Most of the classic moments of BB2 feature Brian in some way, and I feel for the people who didn't have E4 and missed some of his best moments which were only ever shown in brief on Channel 4.

Bring him back!

OMG you've started me off now!

This was a tiny little incident from BB2 which has to be one of my favourites EVER - I actually cried with laughter.

It's the day after Brian's birthday and he's mortified at the events of the previous night. He and Bubble are in the girls bedroom and he confides "I really really wanna walk Bubble..." Bubble then attempts to reason with Brian and tells him "I couldn't let you do that, I would physically tie you to the chair." Brian replies "Hmmmm ....... and what would you be wearing ???"

I've been cracking up just reading this thread, and reminding me of some blinding moments. Here a few that have tickled me in the past.


1. Nick and the assault course. He split his shorts, someone then told him that his balls were hanging out.

2. Brian in BB2. Saying if he won the 70 grand, he'd buy Paddy the dog and turn him into a purse.

3. Brian's rendition of Old McDonald Had a Farm, using the HM's names and their mannerisms. I wet myself laughing with delight.

4. Helen and Brian in the bedroom. Helen, 'I can't sleep'. Brian, 'Think of Paul, that always works for me'.

5. Bubble getting inside of the Davina doll, and jumping up in front of Narinder.

6. Nichola during a row with Darren telling him to sit on her face. To which Darren took great offence.

The BB2 "flies". Everything's sadder this time round, even the sponsors' messages.

Who said this Emma?

and anyone remember in bb2 when they were in the boys room ,it was dark, the boys were pretendint to be asleep ,brian walks in ,goes to get into his bed and pulls the covers back only to find bubble in it! he ran around screaming, dean nearly pissed himself laughing .all we could see was brian's wild eyes in the infra red and him running around like a headless chicken....
i nearly wet myself laughing at that.. having a chuckle now thinking about it

It was Sada from BB1'S goddess song.

Thanks Emma. That just refreshed my memory!!
Couldn't place it before.

as far as this years show goes i think we've just had the funniest line in my opinion.....


"alex, big brother does not expect you to be a professional chicken dryer"

priceless

Bet that was a BB ad-lib.

Was this the same BB that reduced Tim to tears?? Give that girl a raise cos she injected two bits of humour into the house yesterday.

That's what's let this series down really. Although bitching and backstabbing is fun to watch, when happening constantly without anything else it does get a bit boring. I'll never forget BB2, it was compulsive viewing, the mixture of the arguments and the fun/wind-ups made for extremely addictive TV. Who can forget those endless late nights watching E4. The antics in the boys bedroom, the Paul and Helen willthey/ won't they episode. Even when they was all singing to Deans guitar playing it was entertaining. All of this has been sadly lacking from this years BB because the producers decided to put the empahsis on conflict. Surely they must realise that conflict will happen anyway without it being forced. I also miss the tasks, watching them practice for the tasks made great day-time viewing. This year they just sit around and do nothing all week, during the day.

I seemed to have gone on a bit there so back to the topic: Funniest BB moments:

BB1: Nick on the monkey bars - hilarious
BB2: Brain - made me LOL numerous times.
BB3: Kate the other night and Alex throughout the whole series.

That had me laughing aswell. And his reply "well, I hope not!" haha

Yeah, nice deadpan humour from the BB rep. I also liked Alex's

"How can you tell if the chicken isn't feeling OK? Can you see it in their eyes?"

or words to that effect . Funny guy.

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Yeah, nice deadpan humour from the BB rep. I also liked Alex's

"How can you tell if the chicken isn't feeling OK? Can you see it in their eyes?"

or words to that effect . Funny guy.


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Yeah, I thought that was a funny moment. I think it was more;

"How can you tell if a chicken is distressed? Can you see it in their eyes? Is it in the way they walk?"

From what people are saying here, all the action of BB2 happened on E4. I only had Channel 4 and can only remember tiny things. I thought it was mainly dull, Josh reading his book etc.
There was a few funny bits, but I wish I had E4 now.Sounds like I missed a lot.

When Alex went to the DR to tell BB PJ and Kate were up for eviction this week, and they all waited to see the families of the nominees.......

Jonny's face when he thought Alex had stitched him up was priceless. Chalk white face and sheer panic when he saw his family on the plasma screen, I've never seen anyone more disppointed to see their family!! I thought he was going to drop the kids off there and then on the seat!! (a saying which gets on my nerves!!)LOL

Oh, and Tim crying when he realised he was responsible for having the HMs' booze confiscated, and would have to go and tell them.

When Helen and Narinder had a row in BB2 and Helen went storming out onto the patio saying she was gonna 'smack her, I am!!'

Still laughing about the Professional Chicken Dryer.

One of my favourite bits of BB1 was when Craig sneakily tried to wake-up Darren's Juanita.

Lol so many funny memories from last year, great to see them all in one thread!

Remember Narinda's PREPARE TO DIE!!!

oh you just reminded me of Craig in BB1

when he gets juanita, she starts crying and he's in a panic, with Anna + Darren in hysterics,

also, when he's by himself and having a really good look at the baby clothes, trying to work out how they go on!!

can anyone remember brian and narinder doing their dances on bb2, think it was janet jackson..hilarious