Bring back the neurotic Alex, he's absolutely hilarious!
Did you see how he was fretting over his puppet on Tuesday night? LOL!
I was in stitches after reading the article from BB, which I've posted below. Hope u enjoy it too!
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INSOMNIAC Alex sits the night out with only his puppet for company...
ALEX has joined the night owls gang, staying up until eight in the morning perfecting his puppet.
At 3.30am, the model started work on his puppet, after complaining to Adele that he was unhappy with his work so far.
He carefully cut out cloth for his miniature Sandy doll, commenting and whistling to himself as he worked.
Two hours later, he was briefly joined by Jonny. "I'm pissed off," the fireman confessed. "I can't sleep again."
The Durham lad sat down to talk puppets: "My line for Tim will be 'How incredibly mind-numbingly boring' because he's said that a few times... 'Cool', 'Golly Gosh', sounds like a posh thing to say," he told Alex.
But Jonny soon went to bed again, leaving Alex to chat to himself as he laboured on. Breaking the silence now and then, the solitary one quipped: "'Golly gosh', that's what posh people say. 'Golly gosh', that's what the pricks say."
He attempted an impersonation of Sandy's Scottish twang: "'Hello, my name is Sandy' - oh no, that was Irish."
By 7am, Alex had created a jumper and kilt for his puppet, but he still wasn't happy. "Oh his legs are f*****g wonky!" Alex cried in disbelief.
The model decided to have a quick break and wandered outside to the chicken coop, where he began doing chicken impressions. "Don't be scared Scabby, it's Cold Boy," he muttered. Finally, after almost five hours out of bed, Alex relented and crept back to sleep in the poor bedroom.
Let's just hope Big Brother appreciates his sewing skills when the puppet show is judged on Thursday, or Alex might be driven to more than just strange chicken chat...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA