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Old 31-10-2005, 01:12
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Poor Chenai (funny how I can't say "Chenai" without putting "poor" in front of it!) has had a gay guess done, as have Shayne and Philip. Let's get this over with, cos I think you've missed a few....

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Simon? Is that brunette he's been seen with a cover up?

Maria, is she *obviously* bi?

Nicolas - he's a mite quiet and a bit nice to be a straight bloke...

Is Sharon is overplaying it with Shayne to draw attention away from her fantasising about Brenda, who in turn is chasing after the Conways, who are all chasing after each other?

At least they're leaving poor Andy alone, which will please his wife - is she his wife, or is she a single parent who's being paid £50-a-night to bring her kids to his concerts and pretend their his family whilst he shares a room after hours with Louis?

And as for Journey South... Are we sure they're brothers?

Anyone I've missed who hasn't already been done on this board?

Chico! Has he been done yet? He's far to good a dancer, don't you think...?

Now really, is THAT enough? Or are you STILL looking for "The only gay in the (x-factor) village"?

P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!?
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Old 31-10-2005, 01:29
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Good one. LMAO.
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Old 31-10-2005, 01:59
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lol......

Is the actual "X" graphic above the stage gay; it looks very camp to me. Ya know, the way way it has all that neon strip lighting racing around it and FLASHING. Yeah, definately gay
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Old 31-10-2005, 16:53
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Originally Posted by Karl Marks
lol......

Is the actual "X" graphic above the stage gay; it looks very camp to me. Ya know, the way way it has all that neon strip lighting racing around it and FLASHING. Yeah, definately gay
Well, I have bad colour memory, but it's pink isn't it? Proof positive, I would have thought...
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Old 31-10-2005, 17:46
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Clever thread Laura

Yes maybe we should subject them all to gay tests at the start of these shows, as it seems to matter so much

How about a special questionaire about them to suss them out
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Old 31-10-2005, 17:48
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Originally Posted by Lazylaurablue
Poor Chenai (funny how I can't say "Chenai" without putting "poor" in front of it!) has had a gay guess done, as have Shayne and Philip. Let's get this over with, cos I think you've missed a few....

(DISCLAIMER: these are NOT necessarily the opinions of the author!)


Simon? Is that brunette he's been seen with a cover up?

Maria, is she *obviously* bi?

Nicolas - he's a mite quiet and a bit nice to be a straight bloke...

Is Sharon is overplaying it with Shayne to draw attention away from her fantasising about Brenda, who in turn is chasing after the Conways, who are all chasing after each other?

At least they're leaving poor Andy alone, which will please his wife - is she his wife, or is she a single parent who's being paid £50-a-night to bring her kids to his concerts and pretend their his family whilst he shares a room after hours with Louis?

And as for Journey South... Are we sure they're brothers?

Anyone I've missed who hasn't already been done on this board?

Chico! Has he been done yet? He's far to good a dancer, don't you think...?

Now really, is THAT enough? Or are you STILL looking for "The only gay in the (x-factor) village"?

P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!?
LMAO! That's the funniest post I've read in ages.
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Old 31-10-2005, 18:36
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Ben Sheppard kissed Shayne on the lips!!
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Old 31-10-2005, 18:41
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The only person who isn't gay is Louis. I don't think Kate Thornton is either... hmmm, yeah she had a deep voice, so she could be.

That judge assistant with the colourful beard is. I mean, what strait guy what dye his beard.
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Old 31-10-2005, 19:14
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I think the audience is gay too, I mean have you ever heard more gay clapping and cheering in your life?
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Old 31-10-2005, 21:35
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Especially the ones with the whistles.....
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Old 31-10-2005, 21:38
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Originally Posted by Choppy
I think the audience is gay too, I mean have you ever heard more gay clapping and cheering in your life?
and does that mean I'm gay too???
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Old 31-10-2005, 21:46
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Ben and kate!
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Old 31-10-2005, 22:51
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Originally Posted by Pencil
The only person who isn't gay is Louis. I don't think Kate Thornton is either... hmmm, yeah she had a deep voice, so she could be.

That judge assistant with the colourful beard is. I mean, what strait guy what dye his beard.

It would not matter if Louis was gay or not ... I cannot imagine anyone finding Louis attractive...man or woman!
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Old 31-10-2005, 22:52
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Originally Posted by freckleface
It would not matter if Louis was gay or not ... I cannot imagine anyone finding Louis attractive...man or woman!

Money is always attractive.
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Old 31-10-2005, 23:04
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Money is always attractive.
Yeuch not that attractive
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Old 31-10-2005, 23:06
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Originally Posted by Karl Marks
Money is always attractive.
mmmm...did not think about that ...I have now thought about it....not even the amount of money he has could make him attractive (to me anyway!) I take your point though !
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Old 31-10-2005, 23:07
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Originally Posted by Susann


Clever thread Laura

Yes maybe we should subject them all to gay tests at the start of these shows, as it seems to matter so much

How about a special questionaire about them to suss them out
And then someone could misread the question (or not understand it!) and tick the wrong box - totally by accident you understand - and mayhem could ensue
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Old 01-11-2005, 00:01
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Originally Posted by Lazylaurablue
...P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!?
A lawsuit? - No! sadly taking the Piss at or about someone's sexuality is not against the law like racism.

So we have to have someone to take the piss out of don't we?

Let's have a laugh about cancer shall we? (I've had it and it was such a scream!)

I'm just so glad that the life I was born to is such an amusing subject.

You people JUST DON'T GET IT - Do you?

Tell us all about your life - I'm sure there is something in it that we can all take the mickey out of?

Death of one of your relatives?
Major heath scare?

Anything? - Come on! What is personal to you that we can as you have, make one big joke out of?

This forum is disgusting this year - Digitalspy are openly allowing Homophobic piss taking!

Bring back Beth, I say.

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Old 01-11-2005, 01:58
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BD, I've taken this thread in the spirit that I think it was intended, i.e., Lazylaurablue, like a lot of us, is expresssing how fed up she is with the numerous gay speculation threads.

These threads were ripe for some major satire, don't you agree?
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:00
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yeah lazylaurablues thread was lighthearted shes basically saying shes sick of all the gay threads as they are pointless.

Very funny thread laura
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:53
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I guess now wouldn't be a good time for my butt plug/fatal illness joke then?
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:12
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Originally Posted by Bigus_Dikus
Bring back Beth, I say.
I know this is off-topic, but where exactly is Beth? Did she leave?
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Old 02-11-2005, 13:03
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[his forum is disgusting this year - Digitalspy are openly allowing Homophobic piss taking!

Bring back Beth, I say.

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From what I have read this thread is taking the mickey out of people who keep speculating about Louis and Simon's sexuality. Gay people are not the targets.
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Old 02-11-2005, 13:22
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Originally Posted by Bigus_Dikus
A lawsuit? - No! sadly taking the Piss at or about someone's sexuality is not against the law like racism.
No wonder you say you're on your own planet. This thread is as much about taking the piss out of homosexuality as Monty Python's Life of Brian was about taking the piss out of Christianity.

Oh, yes, that's right...the Christians didn't get it either did they?

Get a grip - most of us on here couldn't give a toss whether you are gay, straight, male, female, black, white, yellow, brown, have two legs or one or none, etc, etc. In fact most of us wouldn't even know if you didn't keep on keeping on about it.
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Old 02-11-2005, 20:20
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Originally Posted by happy girl
and does that mean I'm gay too???
Aren't we all

Apologies to the people (or person) who has been offended by this thread. As most of you sussed out, it was meant to be ironic and taking the mickey out of the people who are posting the gay-guessing threads, not the gays themselves. I leave taking the business of taking the micky out of the gay community to Matt Lucus (although I've a good mind to flame him for daring to take the micky out of right -wing bigots, Scotts people, transvestites, single mums and sad old tarts in healthy clubs! )

However, if you want to get it off your chest, I don't mind. I suppose it's all too easy for me to say on here that some of my favourite and most fun friends are gay. It is, however, true and I am very much looking forward to seeing some of them later this month. So chill!
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