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Who hasn't been Gay Guessed yet?
Poor Chenai (funny how I can't say "Chenai" without putting "poor" in front of it!) has had a gay guess done, as have Shayne and Philip. Let's get this over with, cos I think you've missed a few....
(DISCLAIMER: these are NOT necessarily the opinions of the author!) Simon? Is that brunette he's been seen with a cover up? Maria, is she *obviously* bi? Nicolas - he's a mite quiet and a bit nice to be a straight bloke... Is Sharon is overplaying it with Shayne to draw attention away from her fantasising about Brenda, who in turn is chasing after the Conways, who are all chasing after each other? At least they're leaving poor Andy alone, which will please his wife - is she his wife, or is she a single parent who's being paid £50-a-night to bring her kids to his concerts and pretend their his family whilst he shares a room after hours with Louis? And as for Journey South... Are we sure they're brothers? Anyone I've missed who hasn't already been done on this board? Chico! Has he been done yet? He's far to good a dancer, don't you think...? ![]() Now really, is THAT enough? Or are you STILL looking for "The only gay in the (x-factor) village"? P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!? |
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Good one.
LMAO.
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lol......
Is the actual "X" graphic above the stage gay; it looks very camp to me. Ya know, the way way it has all that neon strip lighting racing around it and FLASHING. Yeah, definately gay
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Originally Posted by Karl Marks
lol......
Is the actual "X" graphic above the stage gay; it looks very camp to me. Ya know, the way way it has all that neon strip lighting racing around it and FLASHING. Yeah, definately gay ![]() |
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Clever thread Laura Yes maybe we should subject them all to gay tests at the start of these shows, as it seems to matter so much How about a special questionaire about them to suss them out
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Originally Posted by Lazylaurablue
Poor Chenai (funny how I can't say "Chenai" without putting "poor" in front of it!) has had a gay guess done, as have Shayne and Philip. Let's get this over with, cos I think you've missed a few....
(DISCLAIMER: these are NOT necessarily the opinions of the author!) Simon? Is that brunette he's been seen with a cover up? Maria, is she *obviously* bi? Nicolas - he's a mite quiet and a bit nice to be a straight bloke... Is Sharon is overplaying it with Shayne to draw attention away from her fantasising about Brenda, who in turn is chasing after the Conways, who are all chasing after each other? At least they're leaving poor Andy alone, which will please his wife - is she his wife, or is she a single parent who's being paid £50-a-night to bring her kids to his concerts and pretend their his family whilst he shares a room after hours with Louis? And as for Journey South... Are we sure they're brothers? Anyone I've missed who hasn't already been done on this board? Chico! Has he been done yet? He's far to good a dancer, don't you think...? ![]() Now really, is THAT enough? Or are you STILL looking for "The only gay in the (x-factor) village"? P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!?
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Ben Sheppard kissed Shayne on the lips!!
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The only person who isn't gay is Louis. I don't think Kate Thornton is either... hmmm, yeah she had a deep voice, so she could be.
That judge assistant with the colourful beard is. I mean, what strait guy what dye his beard.
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I think the audience is gay too, I mean have you ever heard more gay clapping and cheering in your life?
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Especially the ones with the whistles.....
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I think the audience is gay too, I mean have you ever heard more gay clapping and cheering in your life?
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Ben and kate!
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The only person who isn't gay is Louis. I don't think Kate Thornton is either... hmmm, yeah she had a deep voice, so she could be.
That judge assistant with the colourful beard is. I mean, what strait guy what dye his beard. ![]() It would not matter if Louis was gay or not ... I cannot imagine anyone finding Louis attractive...man or woman!
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It would not matter if Louis was gay or not ... I cannot imagine anyone finding Louis attractive...man or woman!
![]() Money is always attractive.
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Money is always attractive.
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Money is always attractive.
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Clever thread Laura Yes maybe we should subject them all to gay tests at the start of these shows, as it seems to matter so much How about a special questionaire about them to suss them out ![]()
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...P.S. Before someone brings a lawsuit, I'm joking, alright!?
So we have to have someone to take the piss out of don't we? Let's have a laugh about cancer shall we? (I've had it and it was such a scream!) I'm just so glad that the life I was born to is such an amusing subject. You people JUST DON'T GET IT - Do you? Tell us all about your life - I'm sure there is something in it that we can all take the mickey out of? Death of one of your relatives? Major heath scare? Anything? - Come on! What is personal to you that we can as you have, make one big joke out of? This forum is disgusting this year - Digitalspy are openly allowing Homophobic piss taking! Bring back Beth, I say.
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BD, I've taken this thread in the spirit that I think it was intended, i.e., Lazylaurablue, like a lot of us, is expresssing how fed up she is with the numerous gay speculation threads.
These threads were ripe for some major satire, don't you agree?
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yeah lazylaurablues thread was lighthearted shes basically saying shes sick of all the gay threads as they are pointless.
Very funny thread laura |
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I guess now wouldn't be a good time for my butt plug/fatal illness joke then?
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Bring back Beth, I say.
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[his forum is disgusting this year - Digitalspy are openly allowing Homophobic piss taking!
Bring back Beth, I say. [/quote]From what I have read this thread is taking the mickey out of people who keep speculating about Louis and Simon's sexuality. Gay people are not the targets. |
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Originally Posted by Bigus_Dikus
A lawsuit? - No! sadly taking the Piss at or about someone's sexuality is not against the law like racism.
Oh, yes, that's right...the Christians didn't get it either did they? Get a grip - most of us on here couldn't give a toss whether you are gay, straight, male, female, black, white, yellow, brown, have two legs or one or none, etc, etc. In fact most of us wouldn't even know if you didn't keep on keeping on about it. |
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Originally Posted by happy girl
and does that mean I'm gay too???
![]() Apologies to the people (or person) who has been offended by this thread. As most of you sussed out, it was meant to be ironic and taking the mickey out of the people who are posting the gay-guessing threads, not the gays themselves. I leave taking the business of taking the micky out of the gay community to Matt Lucus (although I've a good mind to flame him for daring to take the micky out of right -wing bigots, Scotts people, transvestites, single mums and sad old tarts in healthy clubs! )However, if you want to get it off your chest, I don't mind. I suppose it's all too easy for me to say on here that some of my favourite and most fun friends are gay. It is, however, true and I am very much looking forward to seeing some of them later this month. So chill!
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LMAO.
