remember this post by Glenghis? Thought it was worthy of resurrection just as a little summary of PJ so far:
Fourty reasons to dislike PJ
While the tide of Adele hatred overwhelms the land, it's worth remembering how vile PJ actually is.
It might also be worth remembering that Adele is the only one of the housemates who has sussed PJ out. Of course, that's the main reason the PJ supporters want her out.
This was written by a friend of mine:
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As a bit of a care in the community project I have provided the following 40 reasons to dislike PJ.
1. He shagged Jade
2. PJ's fake story about sex on the train
3. PJ claims to have had sex with 70 women.
4. he's going to be a lawyer - he has aspirations to this.
5. "It is soooooo typical of PJ that he has that tattoo round only half his arm, because to get it on the underside would be 'too painful'."
6. "PJ's curiously dumpy legs especially whilst running on the treadmill"
7. he thinks Jade is 1000% ****able
8. He called Sophie's lulu 'burger lips'
9. He thinks it's alright to sleep with your girlfriend's best mate but not with your best mate's girlfriend.
10. He thinks all the women in the world want to go to bed with him.
11. He mimicked holding Jade's head down when telling Spencer and Kate about the BJ.
12. He told Jonny, Spencer and Kate about the BJ.
13. PJ said he wouldn't jerk off while in the house because he didn't know "where to put it"
14. he has been cautioned by the Police for domestic violence
And we should pause on this one to add:
In her official statement to Solihull police pj's girlfriend claimed: "All the time he was hitting me I felt scared because I didn't know when he would stop...
"I felt a lot of pain in my right ear when he struck me on it and I also felt pain on the back of my head from a punch or kick which caused me to almost pass out. My eyesight went funny and my head was pounding.
"I was in a lot of pain so I tried to get up and get out of the room. I stood up...and I felt Peter push me."
A Big Brother expert told us: "The fact that PJ was bound over means he was agreeing to make sure he behaves himself in future. It doesn't count as a conviction.
"But the fact he was involved in a drink related incident serious enough to go to court makes you ask if he's the sort of bloke you'd want your daughter to be locked up with, with loads of booze to hand."
However, Channel 4 say PJ, 22, did NOT tell them about the incident, and because he has no criminal conviction, it did not come to light in police screening of housemates.
15. PJ: "I'm so gonna have a hotel room I so am.. if any of the lads out.. just staying with me that night.. and get some totty back.. really abuse them, proper abuse them"
16. He called Jade a seven pinter
17. PJ suggests that profiteroles are the way to 'get into a girl's pants'.
18. PJ said to Spencer, "I'm gonna go out with you all the time, and get your castoffs."
19. He thought he could get the public to like him by, as he said, "I want all those women to see me like the perfect househusband."
20. Even Jade thinks "he is a Pig", maybe that's why she shags him.
21. His favourite "criticism" of men is to call them women.
22. He made jokes about the best way to swallow cum and not taste it and then about how he had obviously never done it.
23. PJ says that he'd sleep with a married woman for a grand
24. To get a pay rise he said, he wouldn't 'suck his [boss'] dick', but would 'stroke it'.
25. He said that Alex, in his view, 'isn't a man' as he's too much of a pretty boy and if he went to the pub he frequents, he'd get his head kicked in.
26. PJ says he had a dream "there was loads of Big Brothers in England and I was sent to one, he says he found out he was nominated and battered the woman in it."
27. About Big Brother, from his application tape, 'I would have applied last year but I had a girlfriend and she wasn't keen on it. So I had to dump her.'
28. After Alex picked Jade for the rich side, he suggested that Jade would return the compliment by "sucking him off"
29. PJ had a dream, "I was punching Alex in the face and battering him, then Lee took over and had a go".
30. PJ said he would give Kate an eight for her bread. He says he'll give her a seven, but if she gives him a blowjob, he'll give her a nine.
31. PJ said he would "chin" Alex.
32. He asked Jade to describe how Jade lost her virginity - luckily she refused.
33. PJ to Jade and Adele: "sorry girls, I might just have to knock one off now because I'm feeling so angry"
34. Jade said that she had cold legs and arms and PJ said, "how about your snatch?"
35. He said, "Either way it [the eviction] is good for me: I'm either moving or will be in a woman in a few hours"
36. He also said, "[If I ruled the world] I'd decrease the cost of beer and make girls a lot looser."
37. And he said, "Every girl who watches this will think I'm amazing."
38. Oh yeah and he said, "The majority of girls do find me attractive."
39. He also said, "I don't think Adele fancies me, but I reckon she thinks I'm really good looking, every girl who watches this will think I'm amazing."
and a final thought...
40. last night PJ was drying Jade's hair and said that she reminded him of his 13 year old sister. If you were PJ's 13 year old sister would you be wanting him to be thinking of you in the same thought as a woman who at least gave him a BJ?