Okay here's an easy one:-

Tim - dark chocolate covered ginger nuts

Any more suggestions?

Jonny = Stale

Deary me.

Sorry, but this is a pretty pathetic thread.

They're all crackers

Pathetic?

IMHO it represents a welcome change from the Jade/Adele/Tim/anything bashing threads.

PJ - Marshmallow teacake

PJ's a garibaldi!

Johnny - a digestive: fairly nice, an all round good bet

Jade = Jammy Dodger (for escaping eviction by the grace of BB's completely fair editing, and nomination this week by it being totally bloody random).

Tim would be a Sh*t biscuit

Tim..........A rich tea of course

Tim A Hobnob
Kate A Classic
Alex Any, dunked in tea (Wet)
Jade A Wagon Wheel

call me stupid but I don't understand why Jade is a wagon wheel?

Caz

Have you ever tasted a wagon wheel?? The "biscuit" is soggy, the "jam" synthetic, and the "chocolate".... well, it's just not chocolate (look closely at the wrapper, and it says chocolate flavour covering rather than chocolate).

Does that help???

Chuck

Thanks chuck, it does help lmao!!!!! But why didn't you call me stupid? I did ask nicely.


Caz

Fair enough: "you're stupid"

Now watch the mods have a go at me....

Chuck

Tim - a really really really Cheesy biscuit
Kate - a really really tasty one that you could eat all night
Jade - a family size Rovers Selection Box

I don't think it's a stupid thread for what my opinion's worth. There won't be much else to talk about this week.

Maybe I should start a "If the HM's were a drink what it would it be" or "a car" or "a domestic appliance" or "a toy"...........................:

Thanks buddy lmao

That's quite alright. If you want to be insulted some more, you know where to come.
(maybe the GD forum, if the mods catch us)

Chuck

Jade - a dog biscuit

Kate - Jaffa Cake.

I'd like to open it up and lick it out.
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the filling in the Jaffa cake I mean!

NOW there's a thought

God I feel my age

Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit then ????!!

Good god - you lot are really struggling for ideas for threads now aren't you??
How long before it finishes??

Alex: A Garibaldi.....thin and crisp with the odd bit of dried up fruit

(or one of those German lebcuchen that look so fancy but taste like s**t!)

Pj: A Hobnob......coarse with bits that get stuck in your teeth, but goes soggy when dunked....

Tim: An over done Brandy Snap...hard and curly ginger under the burnt bits with a hollow centre...

Jade: A fig roll....a bit short with a pasty filling that could give you the runs........

Kate: A Viennese Whirl......all sweet and swirly with a hint of vanilla....(not really one to over indulge with, though)

Jonny: A Jammy Dodger...smiley on the outside with a bit of a sticky middle