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Arlene Phillips
I am concerened for Arlene Phillips like a doctor concerned for a patient.
I dnt even think I can repeat what she said she wanted from poor Patsy and Anton
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I know!!! At first we thought she had the hots for Darren Gough, but this week she couldn't get enough of Colin!!! Maybe she is suffering from sexual deprivation!!
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ROFLOL.
I was thinking along the same lines. Arlene needs to go out and maybe find herself a lovely man friend. I was scared that she was gonna jump ova the desk and maul Colin or sumthing
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Arlene likes to see a man in tight trousers wiggling his buttocks. Good for her, I say, it certainly makes the dance more entertaining for me, too! She loves a bit of sex appeal, the minx.
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Well it would certainly have made great television!!! Not sure Colin would have been too pleased though!!!
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She's always liked dance to be sexy. "Hot Gossip" got Mary Whitehouse hot under the collar, and Kenny Everett didn't introduce their routines as the "naughty bits" for nothing.
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It's interesting to contrast her with Sharon Osborne over on ITV. Similar types of comments about lithe young chaps (although Arlene is far less crude and cringeworthy).
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Don't forget the age old saying.................
"dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire"
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Originally Posted by spotster
Don't forget the age old saying.................
"dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire" ![]() I somehow personally can't imagine having a horizontal desire about Arlene Phillips, I think it's time her HRT Patch was taken off and someone gave her a cuppa Horlicks, bedtime Arlene...... |
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Part of me wants to go "go her" cos when the dancers have that spark it makes the dance so much more thrilling, however i think of her age and she's about the same age as my mother, and i wouldn't want my mother saying those things
oh the embarrasment and cringing!!! buts its definately good to have raunchy dancing
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Who does the poor lady's hair? She looked like a haystack tonight! Usually all the female dancers have great hair (Patsy's fab quiff deserves a special mention tonight) but Arlene's seems to end up a disaster week after week. Do you think she gets it done and then fiddles with it, then is too proud to get it fixed when she ruins it?
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I believe that for about an hour before each show she sits behind a bar glugging straight from the optics.
I swear that she is permanently drunk. And she looks more and more like she has slept in a tree each week... |
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Part of me wants to go "go her" cos when the dancers have that spark it makes the dance so much more thrilling, [/b]however i think of her age and she's about the same age as my mother, and i wouldn't want my mother saying those things[/b]
oh the embarrasment and cringing!!! buts its definately good to have raunchy dancing ![]()
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She looks a million times better than most 62 year olds, even if she is a bit dishevelled.
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Originally Posted by LSATB2005
I am concerened for Arlene Phillips like a doctor concerned for a patient.
I dnt even think I can repeat what she said she wanted from poor Patsy and Anton ![]() One week she says Anton and Patsy must be lovers or something now shes upset theyre not doing it on the floor |
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I dnt even think I can repeat what she said she wanted from poor Patsy and Anton 
I was thinking along the same lines. Arlene needs to go out and maybe find herself a lovely man friend. I was scared that she was gonna jump ova the desk and maul Colin or sumthing